Whats the difference between Italians and toast?Originally Posted by WINJA
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB? THE JOB STILL SUCKS AFTER 2 YEARS
You can make soldiers out of toast.
(told by a WWII veteran)
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Whats the difference between Italians and toast?Originally Posted by WINJA
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB? THE JOB STILL SUCKS AFTER 2 YEARS
You can make soldiers out of toast.
(told by a WWII veteran)
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