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  1. 31st July 2010, 17:42 #1
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    Question Windproof cock sock?

    Went for a ride in my "perforated" alpines today, and damn my balls were cold! I had to rub tem they were so numb.

    When is some gear-guru going to invent the gore-text cod piece?
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    in your case, they cant make them small enough
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    I've got some goretex bib pants. bought them at Harrods years ago. They are the absolute fucking shiz under 1-piece leathers.

    http://www.tgstore.net/mens-cycling-...4_267_273.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Went for a ride in my "perforated" alpines today, and damn my balls were cold! I had to rub tem they were so numb.

    When is some gear-guru going to invent the gore-text cod piece?
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
    You could be onto something here
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    Quote Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo View Post
    You could be onto something here
    I have a bit of a rep around here for providing these works of art
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    Is that with a personal fitting?
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: Willie%20Warmer.jpg  Views: 17  Size: 48.9 KB  ID: 214491
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    Is that with a personal fitting?
    Well now...

    I guess if I was charging he would want it to fit properly
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  10. 31st July 2010, 18:32 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    in your case, they cant make them small enough
    Yes they can!
    But nano engineering is quite pricey I'm told........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    I had to rub them they were so numb.
    Yeah. Right. A likely fuckin' story..!
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    Blow on the balls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Blow on the balls...
    In my dreams...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Blow on the balls...
    Sooooo ... thats where the term "Blow hard" comes from ?????
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