LOL! Caption this!

[Maha]

Always best to pivot when farting.

[Edbear]

I thought you were looking for a caption? What might we have ended up with if you'd asked for a story?

FM - you, sir, have made me laugh. Lots.

Sorry, you're right of course, maybe we need two categories. Can anyone match FM, though? That could be hard...

[Edbear]

Always best to pivot when farting.

Now there's a thought. How does one fart elegantly...?

[Maha]

Now there's a thought. How does one fart elegantly...?

Clamp down on the chair and smother the bastard but, why would ya?

[Fatt Max]

Clamp down on the chair and smother the bastard but, why would ya?

Now if I tried that with my flabby arse, the resulting sound would make Harley Davidson rethink the whole V Twin exhaust design