Figure of speech, but close enough.
Figure of speech, but close enough.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
You know your a redneck, a stoned redneck when ...
lol funniest thing i've seen for ages
Trademe has everything...
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living...-303736292.htm
I want some.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Guy at work at a habanero the other day. He eats chilis all the time, i swear even his eyeballs went red. Rather amusing to watch.![]()
I thought it was going to be Michael Jackson, Thriller!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
On the River Cottage program last week, they were using chili in everything. One of the guys on the program had bred his own hot chilis, which made everything else seem mild. He cut one open, and the presenter just barely touched it to the tip of his tongue. Whereas he'd been eating milder peppers like apples, this one just about blew his head off. Perhaps they should have had some flammable chemical warning...
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
Any chilli that has that "scotch bonnet" shape is to beware of...they're right bastards of things. When I had a commercial nursery, not even the Indian customers would buy them. They'd come in and say "You got hot chilli?" I show them what I had (heaps of varieties). When they saw the habaneros - or another one we knew as "gringo killer", they'd just say "Oh no - no like- too hot!"
One of them was what got me into trouble peeing without getting the chilli juice off me fingers first...half an hour under a cold shower later...ngngngrrrrmutermmmumblebastards
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Good to see that dudes mate had the sense to keep the camera rolling instead of stuffing his head down the nearest toilet and flushing it. Dedication in the face of retardedness.![]()
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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