[QUOTE=Blackshear;1129815549]Don't mind me, just being a teenager.
No problems knocker yourself out![]()
Ive run out of fucks to give
ohhhh only if I could dislocate my jaw....
anyhow if evolution is correct then.... men's mouths WILL get bigger![]()
DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!
Ever since New Zealand dropped the imperial system of units and went S.I., I have wondered......................what the hell is the metric equivalent of the British standard handful?
I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was.
I got teased at school for having no boobs. That said these girls had knockers the size of their heads. These days said girls regret tormenting me, they complain about back pain etc. Have only managed to get anything half decent now that I'm breastfeeding my son. And to be perfectly honest I can't wait until they go back to being shriveled up saggy little prunes.
Down boy! Feel free to google - BIG TITS - all the action ya be needing right there sunshine![]()
I thought I'd be like that too. I lost a crap load of weight after Sully One was born....I still have the size 8 dress pants I was wearing around enshrined on a wall in my study *sigh* anyway the down side was that the ole mammaries shrivelled to nothing. Practically had to roll them up like a bandage and stuff them in me bra. Weren't no fun at all!
Years later I'd packed on the weight and crikey dick they were heavy...then and only at my fattest have I ever seriously considered a reduction. Now that I've lost even a small amount of the va va off my va va voom I wouldn't consider a reduction (nor be allowed)
anyway I like it when they jiggle tee hee hee
...Still I did run 100metres much faster before boobs
gotta agree with the, more than a handful/?mouthful lol? is a waist thingy... nice wee pert jobbies that are where you expect them to be, under any circumstancesand not flying around looking for people to concuss or eyes to remove lol...
but big boobs have their place... here's good
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I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
At the end of the day, a healthy set of waa-zoo-mers are a good thing. Girls love to show 'em and lads love to swing off 'em.
As for natural evolution, the ladies are probably going to ask when willy size will catch up in relation to knocker size. A good question girls and one that will remain unanswerd until the marketing guru's of Whitcoulls exchange Valentines Day to Steak & Blow Job Day.
Then you will see the rise of the trouser snake ladies, best get yerself ready.....
By the way, yes I am bored, hate my job and still mourning the loss of a perfectly decent pie outlet the other week......
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