View Poll Results: After a shag do you..........

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  • Cuddle and sleep soundly

    25 37.31%
  • Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.

    12 17.91%
  • Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.

    5 7.46%
  • lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya

    10 14.93%
  • Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive

    13 19.40%
  • Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.

    2 2.99%
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    After-sex etiquette...

    After a shag do you..............
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Fart?

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    Look for another?
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    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Fart?
    No, I have only done that when bent over and coughing, not directly after sex
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    pay up and leave?
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    immediately go to sleep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    pay up and leave?
    i would be pretty sure if you were paying you would pay before play

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    Tell them how lucky they are that I just rooted them.

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    Tag number 32 into the ring, and rinse out the slosh bucket.

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    Should have included "console the dog as in a couple of cases he thought they had been bought home for him".
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Let the air out and pack her away in her box ........

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    You guys are rude, and I have run out of bling.
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    slow down hamster man

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    Spray and walk away~!


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    Wipe my whanger on the duvet??
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