Anyone need a phone?

**raftn** · 28th July 2010, 14:00

So i come up to the lights at the corner of Boston rd and Mt Eden rd, ( Mt Eden motorcycles are on the corner) The lights are green but the car sitting in front of me doesnt move....on closer inspection I can see the women in the drivers seat yaking on her mobile phone , completly oblivious to the fact the lights ae green.

So I toot..........

No response......

So I toot again....

Still no response, she a bit busy yak yak yaking on the phone.....

So I manouver the bike up to the drivers window....Its wound down by the way, I stay just far enough back that she doesnt see me coming.

The light is still green!

I am only just inside the white line, so still in my lane, I reach in and grab the phone of her.......fuck it was funny.......she freaked out!

THen I stick the phone in my pocket.......and ride down Mt Eden Rd.

I am waiting for a phone call from the cops, in the meant time does anyone want a nokia phone, dont think there is must credit left though, just been chatting my mate in the UK!

**bogan** · 28th July 2010, 14:04

hahahaha, thats a little bit awesome, you should probably text someone in her phone book and offer to give it back as she most likely got your plate number as you rode off. Hopefully she has learnt her lesson!

**slofox** · 28th July 2010, 14:06

I would expect a visit from the local constabulary if I were you...I daresay they will have no sense of humour about the incident either...

**raftn** · 28th July 2010, 14:08

I think she was to shocked to think about getting my plate.

**Cayman911** · 28th July 2010, 14:10

Hahahahah! you are a legend! enough said :P. call her home, surely its listed.

**Bald Eagle** · 28th July 2010, 14:12

Wipes coffee of monitor and tears from eys, ferk thats priceless.

**EJK** · 28th July 2010, 14:12

Tragic Irony or Poetic Justice? You tell me.

I think it's fukn funny!

**R-Soul** · 28th July 2010, 14:18

she definitely deserved it. But you dont want a criminal record or something. Call her, get her address and post it back...

If you dont return it, it really is theft...

**Stirts** · 28th July 2010, 14:23

Now that is just the most horrendously.......................

FARKING AWESOME THING TO DO!!!

Well done you!! She wont ring the cops, she would be too farking scared. If the phone is worth a bit of dosh maybe....but the likelihood of her getting a fine for talking on her phone in the first instance would be pretty high, higher than the value of the phone too probably....and I dare say that the cops WOULD actually find what raftn did as farking hilarious

**raftn** · 28th July 2010, 14:32

To ease everyones mind, The following day I took the phone to the local cop shop, and gave it to the nice policeman. I said to him this phone is stolen, "how do you know that he asked?" ummmmmmmmm ..... cause I stole it! I told him the full story, he thought it was the funniest thing he had heard in a long time.

So anyway they still have the phone , I dont know what happened, but I have heard nothing, although I got a speeding ticket in the car last week , I wonder if it is related in some way?

**SMOKEU** · 28th July 2010, 14:46

Originally Posted by raftn

To ease everyones mind, The following day I took the phone to the local cop shop, and gave it to the nice policeman. I said to him this phone is stolen, "how do you know that he asked?" ummmmmmmmm ..... cause I stole it! I told him the full story, he thought it was the funniest thing he had heard in a long time.

So anyway they still have the phone , I dont know what happened, but I have heard nothing, although I got a speeding ticket in the car last week , I wonder if it is related in some way?

I would have bought the phone off you for $10.