Rock, paper, scissors

**one fast tl1ooo** · 31st July 2010, 17:24

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

**slofox** · 31st July 2010, 19:09

Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

Nah nah nah you gottit orl wrong! The paper blocks out the light and the rock gets all scared of the bogeyman getting it in the dark...nuffink to do wif immobobobobility.

**Rockbuddy** · 31st July 2010, 19:29

I agree you hold up a bit of paper and i'll throw a rock at you and see what happens

**Rogue Rider** · 31st July 2010, 19:35

Who plays rock paper scissors anyway............................................ . Pea Knuckle wars are way better.
Underhand tactics are fine, but I'm too busy winning to notice.

**AllanB** · 31st July 2010, 19:45

If Paper Scissors Rock is not working for you I recommend you try:

Paper, Scissors, Cock

Paper beats Cock - you can wrap it up or give the cock a paper cut.

Scissors beat Cock - just ask Mr Bobbitt.

Cock does not beat any thing, but you can beat cock and still have a satisfying ending to the game ......

**one fast tl1ooo** · 31st July 2010, 19:49

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whats with honda riders and cock's...

**Rogue Rider** · 31st July 2010, 19:59

Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whats with honda riders and cock's...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet thats true, he been there done that lol.

**ffirman** · 31st July 2010, 20:51

Nah the real version is,

Rock, paper, scissors, Spock, lizard. Where the rules are;

Scissors cuts paper,
Paper covers rock,
Rock crushers lizard,
Lizard poisons Spock,
Spock smashes scissors,
Scissors decapitates lizard,
Lizard eats paper,
Paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporises rock,
Rock crushes scissors.

Enjoy...

Fran