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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
    Kind of keen, but they don't look like the high tech windproof micro fibre breathable jobbies I was thinking of. More made with if-the-crabs-don't-get-ya-first-these-will scratchy wool.

    And fluoro??????? Drivers will be saying "sorry sir, I SAW you coming"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I have a bit of a rep around here for providing these works of art
    Post a vid of the measure up and fitting ..... and more rep will come thick and fast ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
    As long as the pom-poms don't, y'know, detract from...

    You know what I mean.
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    ...and stuff the laws of physics; whats the worst that could happen???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Kind of keen, but they don't look like the high tech windproof micro fibre breathable jobbies I was thinking of. More made with if-the-crabs-don't-get-ya-first-these-will scratchy wool.

    And fluoro??????? Drivers will be saying "sorry sir, I SAW you coming"!
    Errrr, I'd like to know what you were doing if you were coming on a bike....especially in public....oh, rubbing your balls I suppose, would be the logical thought
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    let the person riding pillion earn their keep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Blow on the balls...


    Yes please.
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    have we really started talking about blows on a ball-cock related thread?

    i've put my prevision about the next post in a sealed envelope.
    never seen a discussion so much fucked up...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
    No need to charge, you'll make a mint selling the modelling photos

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    .... back in green and feeling great ....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can knit you a Peter Heater complete with ball warming pom poms if you like. I wont even charge you for it, as long as you dont mind it in fluro green for safety

    Serious offer too
    Personal fitting?
    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be - (Anon)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urano View Post
    have we really started talking about blows on a ball-cock related thread?

    i've put my prevision about the next post in a sealed envelope.
    never seen a discussion so much fucked up...

    Errrr .. I think the point was that the balls in question were tooo cold for that ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    And the blowing would be warm and gentle
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    Great thread title!

    REally got me thinking....and I searched it...got lots of woollie bootie type thangs but there is no way they would be windproof!

    Then I found these bike seats with their strategic placed and shaped hole...which can only be a cock and ball resting place probably known officially as a 'support'....

    Youguys get the gadgets alright...us girls really miss out

    Though imagine if one of your goulies slipped down the hole and you couldn't get off ya seat...oh maybe that's why the lycra?! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    I could stitch you up a nice number in the textile of your choice. Maybe a discreet leather and velvet job?.. fitting at a price , cold hands optional.
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