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    Down with the sickness


    You may or may not have seen on the news, St Marks School. My oldest daughter goes there. It was closed for a coupla days to try and get rid of that nasty pukey-shitty bug going around the kids.

    Anyway, my kids are fine.... or so I thought.

    My littlest woke me up last night, cos she wanted a cuddle. She jumps into bed and throws up all over me and my bed. Yay. Then she wakes me up again in the middle of the night. "I wanna cuddle", she throws up again. 4am "Mummy, I wanna cuddle"....and so on..... I'm almost thinking she's allergic to me or summat....I didn't think I was that heinous

    So, I have an exam tomorrow morning. So I start to study, when...."Mummy, I wanna cuddle" .... I'm not gonna fall for it again so I give her a cuddle then quickly face her towards where I put a towel .... cept I forgot my towel wasn't there anymore....

    ....but my study notes were......

    *sigh* ...one day I will laugh..... ..... one day .... *sigh*
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    That sucks. Funny but it still sucks. Hope everyone gets to feeling better.

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    Such are the joys of motherhood. Ya gotta love'em no matter what they do.

    In years to come you will mention this and laugh together. Now that's bonding


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    Alway wanted a boy

    And this one is guaranteed not to get sick.
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    Couldn't you just like, duct tape their mouths closed? Hey presto, no more puke

    Hope they get better soon, so mum can study with pukefree notes. (eeewww).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    Such are the joys of motherhood.....
    Woulden't that be parent hood.... A father can easieally have the same problem. I have allways been the one to deal with the puke of my kids. "mommy" coulden't handle it. Now i guess she has to when i don't have them.
    ....anyway's, feel for you... all that washing ....I get tired just thinking about it
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    Revenge will be mine

    When I come home a throw up over my son....
    Sorry son ,,,,but thats life ,,,,,

    mind you the one he did the other day was awesome ..short sharp and had velocity .....cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    *sigh* ...one day I will laugh..... ..... one day .... *sigh*
    Oh that's not good. At least you have a good story for her 21st - that's probably how long it will take to laugh. Hope she gets better quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Woulden't that be parent hood.... A father can easieally have the same problem. I have allways been the one to deal with the puke of my kids. "mommy" coulden't handle it. Now i guess she has to when i don't have them.
    ....anyway's, feel for you... all that washing ....I get tired just thinking about it
    Yeah, I was always the one to deal with the whole family's puke too
    Strangely enough, steinlager and/or jim beam puke is the worst as it has that alcoholic tang to it. I don't seem to have a problem with Tequila or vodka puke cos it doesn't smell as bad. Whereas milk puke isn't so good cos it curdl...OMG!!!
    I'm grading puke!!!

    aww man...

    I blame the no sleep .... and the voices ... whats that you say? .... is it pirate hunting season already? .... I better go catch me a pirate ..... arrr.
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    Haha, nice one slip.

    Hope it gets better before it gets worse. Take care OK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    I better go catch me a pirate ..... arrr.
    To catch a pie-ritte you have to be speakin as one, so iffin you wantin to be elpin me ere, you best be gettin the learnin.
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    Arh. You'll be a needin a mighty big net thar Slip. Them pirates are wiley devils they is.

    Sever
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    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    to catch a pie right, you have to be verry careful, lest you get splattered
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy
    to catch a pie right, you have to be verry careful, lest you get splattered
    I have me a lead...arr...some pie-ritte poetry...
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    RED RED RED
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    'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?

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