The Immigrant's Poem...

**nudemetalz** · 5th August 2010, 13:04

Was going to put this under" Jokes" section but it's too farking true and frustrating to put there !!

Decided this may be a little on the nose, so have deleted...

Edit: - BUT,.....have reposted further down as I like to live dangerously....

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 14:49

a little on the nose??? never heard that expression before... do tell

**nudemetalz** · 5th August 2010, 15:20

haha - meant some people might be offended as we live in a very PC world nowadays and ya can't sneeze without having to apologise to people like that guy called Sue Bradford......oops....sorry....

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 15:27

That's awefully considerate of you... but we are on KB right? lol... post it, post it, post it

**Stirts** · 5th August 2010, 15:30

Do it, just do it, you know you want to. Just shit on those PC'ers

It was a bloody good poem, it deserves to be shared!!

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 15:46

PM me, i'll post it

**nudemetalz** · 5th August 2010, 15:49

Ah stuff it,...Red-Rep time for Nudez........

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
Wonderful WINZ - it keep you healthy!
Soon they give me plenty money.
Thanks to all you Kiwi dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, Kiwi moves away.
Now I buy his house, and say,

'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

Kiwi crazy! Work all year,
to keep the welfare running here.
We think NZ a darn good place.
Too darn good for Kiwi race!

If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Afghanistan !

**mashman** · 5th August 2010, 16:08

you're right, remove it.

think it's missing a few hundred verses, perhaps some additions are required lol

**Marmoot** · 5th August 2010, 16:13

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
.....

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
....

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
...

We think NZ a darn good place.
...

So much for realism......

**Stirts** · 5th August 2010, 16:30

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Ah stuff it,...Red-Rep time for Nudez........

I have some plasters if anyone tries to rip you a new one!

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**rainman** · 5th August 2010, 19:46

Anyone who thinks you can "buy big house with welfare bucks" has never been the recipient of WINZ's much-exaggerated largesse.

And don't get me started on the dentist comment.