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    New Lawn Mower

    Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called The Schappele
    It holds 4 kg of grass and is guaranteed for 20 years .
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Smile

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    picture ? Im in the market
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Took while,(creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek- CLUNK.....DING!!!) but I finally get it. Not bad Biff.
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    Oh yeah I get it ,not so sharp today huh ??? sheesh good one mate
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Drove past Shapelle Corby Beauty Parlour yesterday. Sign in the window said "Back in 20"
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    I dont get it?
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    ooo no no no - bad taste... (it usually takes me a few weeks before I find these funny...)

    That being said - whenever I see Biff's name on a new thread - I am drawn towards it... kinda like the way you have to look at a car smash...

    go figure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Drove past Shapelle Corby Beauty Parlour yesterday. Sign in the window said "Back in 20"
    Cmon you unoriginal mongrel bastard That came up yesterday in a thread (oh, if YOU brought it up, my apologies )

    But, thats the best one I've heard so far, "back in 20"
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    Now thats improvised humor, Nice one on the back in 20 WT..

    ahh the fun never ends? or does it?... (cue gay music such to the likes of sound of music crossed with some 80's porn)


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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    That being said - whenever I see Biff's name on a new thread - I am drawn towards it...
    ...like a moth to a flame. Mwahahahahahaha.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    I still dont get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I still dont get it
    Schappele Corby.

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    Ahhhhhhh, ping, thanks John
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Ahhhhhhh, ping, thanks John
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