Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called The Schappele
It holds 4 kg of grass and is guaranteed for 20 years .
Victa have brought out a new lawn mower called The Schappele
It holds 4 kg of grass and is guaranteed for 20 years .
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
picture ? Im in the market
Ive run out of fucks to give
Took while,(creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek- CLUNK.....DING!!!) but I finally get it. Not bad Biff.
My daughter telling me like it is:"There is an old man in your face daddy!"
Oh yeah I get it ,not so sharp today huh ??? sheesh good one mate
Ive run out of fucks to give
Drove past Shapelle Corby Beauty Parlour yesterday. Sign in the window said "Back in 20"
Vote David Bain for MNZ president
I dont get it?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
ooo no no no - bad taste... (it usually takes me a few weeks before I find these funny...)
That being said - whenever I see Biff's name on a new thread - I am drawn towards it... kinda like the way you have to look at a car smash...
go figure!
MDU
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Cmon you unoriginal mongrel bastardOriginally Posted by White trash
That came up yesterday in a thread
(oh, if YOU brought it up, my apologies
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But, thats the best one I've heard so far, "back in 20"
Remember an episode of South Park, where Aids became funny after a certain amount of time? To the second they counted it hehehhe
Now thats improvised humor, Nice one on the back in 20 WT..
ahh the fun never ends? or does it?... (cue gay music such to the likes of sound of music crossed with some 80's porn)
...like a moth to a flame. Mwahahahahahaha.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
I still dont get it
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Schappele Corby.Originally Posted by Sniper
4kg Of weed that she didnt know was there 20 years in jail.
Ahhhhhhh, ping, thanks John
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
WAITER - WAITER - more coffee to this table. Make it a double!Originally Posted by Sniper
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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