Off to Gaza - Funds required urgently

[Bald Eagle]

Don't panic mate,
peace there is only a stone throw away........

as long as you don't hit the glass house it's all good.

[avgas]

I actually quite like Hummus.
Tasty for what is essentially chick pea.

[marie_speeds]

Off to Fiji... funds urgently required. I need to drink lots of alcoholic beverages...

[avgas]

Off to Fiji... funds urgently required. I need to drink lots of alcoholic beverages...

Don't worry - they have kitchens there too

[marie_speeds]

Don't worry - they have kitchens there too

I know that the waiting staff bring them down to you on a tray when you're laying on the beach. Are you now telling me that they magically come out of the taps in a kitchen? Wow that's just so mind farking brilliant. Can a GPS tell you where the kitchen is in a house?

[Scouse]

The "Kia Ora Gaza" aid supporters are looking for $100,000 from New Zealanders so they can drive trucks from London to Gaza with relief supplies. I admire them. Good effort.

So I thought I'd better step up and help ensure everything is kosher.... and go and help the Israelis check the truck loads. After all the good people driving the trucks wouldn't want to find out they'd been used to carry guns, explosives, etc. Such betrayal by Hamas is unlikely I know but better safe than sorry.

And while there I will ask them to insist on the release of Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit who has been held by Hamas for 4 years. Seems a small thing really and I know these kind Kiwis will say Kia Ora to him......

But I'm a bit low on funds. I reckon $20,000 should do it - your support is cherished.

Ask the jews for money if your off to help them intercept the convoy. you will get nothing out of me if you want to travel overseas you should learn to stand on your own two feet and pay your own way instead of bumming money from others

[Banditbandit]

Well I must say I'm a little disappointed. Ante up chaps, I'm doing my bit for world peace here. The aid convoy hopes to have 600 vehicles arrive at the Israeli border and embarrass the IDF soldiers by sheer weight of numbers.

So I thought I'd give the army a hand for a bit of balance. If its good enough for 6 Kiwis to go to Gaza to give aid, its good enough for one of us to go along and help with the security checks - hell, I can look up an activist's backpassage with the best of them.

Sorry .. I'm of the "Send guns not money" persuasion ...

[avgas]

Can a GPS tell you where the kitchen is in a house?

Possibly not. Seeing as the Satellites are in the sky - something the roof is very good a blocking.

[Banditbandit]

Can I donate some sperm instead?

I dunno ... Can you ?

[Big Dave]

I had a mate who wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip.

Spurs Shirt, Lazio shorts and Rangers socks.

[Marmoot]

I dunno ... Can you ?

Well I want to donate something but I don't have money, so...

[Winston001]

Ask the jews for money if your off to help them intercept the convoy. you will get nothing out of me if you want to travel overseas you should learn to stand on your own two feet and pay your own way instead of bumming money from others

I'm humbled. And by an anti-Semite I'll just stay here and keep quiet.



Scouse, FYI you may want to check the ethnic demographics of Israel. Out of 7 million, at least 25% (1,523,900) people are Arab, Christian, Islamic, agnostic etc etc.

[puddytat]

Good on you for your commitment there fella,but my bucks are tied up in racing & Eco stuff
We had a group of young Israelis thru work who were on R & R from the army a while back & one of them commented on how beautiful N.Z was & that they wished that N.Z was the "Promised land"
My work mate calmly said to them "Do you think we wouldnt be fighting you too?"
Well worth the loss of admittance for the look on thier faces....

[Brian d marge]

Just bring the Fizzy Bubbula .......