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    Of course you are just assuming its the film the helmet factory fitted.... maybe its some gladwrap the rider fitted that morning. Perhaps its like a manual heads up display thing? Clutch of the left, throttle on the right, dont forget to indicate, put your foot down when you stop.. or maybe even the directions home or the shopping... There are lots of inventive folks out there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Of course you are just assuming its the film the helmet factory fitted.... maybe its some gladwrap the rider fitted that morning. Perhaps its like a manual heads up display thing? Clutch of the left, throttle on the right, dont forget to indicate, put your foot down when you stop.. or maybe even the directions home or the shopping... There are lots of inventive folks out there...
    Right up there with the "do not operate this vehicle after consuming alcohol or other drugs" stickers on the petrol tank. (And crikey it was hard to remove! took Balu almost 40 minutes to get rid of it without damaging my tank!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurch View Post
    Poor mans tear-offs
    Yeah, "your first one comes free with the helmet, included in the price" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Of course you are just assuming its the film the helmet factory fitted.... maybe its some gladwrap the rider fitted that morning. Perhaps its like a manual heads up display thing? Clutch of the left, throttle on the right, dont forget to indicate, put your foot down when you stop.. or maybe even the directions home or the shopping... There are lots of inventive folks out there...
    and you say this with such seriousness........
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    The wrapping is one thing but what was the sales assistant doing when this women was trying on a helmet.

    http://www.dorks.com/pics/backwards_helmet.html

    And why has no one told her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazman727 View Post
    I saw scooter rider today who had obviously recently got a new helmet. I know it was new because THEY STILL HAD THE PROTECTIVE FILM ON THE VISOR. At least I hope they hadn't been riding with it for very long. You know the film thing that has all the writing on it telling about how good the particular helmet and visor are? It doesn't matter how good your helmet is if you cant see through the bloody visor. Who would be stupid enough to leave that on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    The wrapping is one thing but what was the sales assistant doing when this women was trying on a helmet.

    http://www.dorks.com/pics/backwards_helmet.html

    And why has no one told her
    even better, it doesnt even look done up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Right up there with the "do not operate this vehicle after consuming alcohol or other drugs" stickers on the petrol tank. (And crikey it was hard to remove! took Balu almost 40 minutes to get rid of it without damaging my tank!!)
    That would deserve a few beers after completing a job like that!... or perhaps a few while doing it!
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    Ahhhhh...coughcough

    When I first bought a helmet that came with a pinlock, I didn't actually realise that the pinlock insert even HAD a plastic sticky on it...I put it into the helmet, had a quick look and thought "Fuckin' 'ell am I supposed to see through THAT???" And stuck it away for a couple of months. Once the weather went manky I had another look and noticed what was what that time..."Oh. Ah. hehehe. Guess you gotta take THAT bit off..?" Worked much better after that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Right up there with the "do not operate this vehicle after consuming alcohol or other drugs" stickers on the petrol tank. (And crikey it was hard to remove! took Balu almost 40 minutes to get rid of it without damaging my tank!!)
    Sounds like a lot of effort just so that you could operate your vehicle after consuming alcohol or other drugs - you could have just ridden straight & sober instead!

    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    The wrapping is one thing but what was the sales assistant doing when this women was trying on a helmet.

    http://www.dorks.com/pics/backwards_helmet.html

    And why has no one told her
    You would think that someone that retarded would have had more experience wearing a helmet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    The wrapping is one thing but what was the sales assistant doing when this women was trying on a helmet.
    Writing her phone number in his notebook so he could ring her later?
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