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    Who are you calling 'can't lips'?

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    No one like a quitter

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    Smoking Warning.

    Smokers have determined bitching is hazardous to your health.

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    Seven months for me now..Love To You All...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    Day 7....


    FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


    Have a great day
    It took until day 7 for that??
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    Day 7....


    FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


    Have a great day
    god created the world in 7 days, and prolly said the same thing

    do you want fries with that?
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    But smoking makes you important!

    edit: just re-read it, apparently it makes you impotent......bugger. I best join you in giving up then,still got plenty of uses for the old droopy truncheon, what method are you using? seems to be working OK
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Trousers View Post
    It took until day 7 for that??
    Heh...I have a 16y/o daughter....nuff said

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    Note to self:

    Don't go for a ride to chillax/de-stress in Auckland city.
    Just had conversation with a lovely police officer stating that it isn't a good idea retaliating to a tailgating fuckwit who tapped into the back of my bike at the lights in Mt Eden just before.
    FFS...I didn't even hit him! I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

    Oh well...I think I may have been a bit fortunate so best pull my grumpy head in

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    Giggidy giggidy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    Don't go for a ride to chillax/de-stress in Auckland city.
    Just had conversation with a lovely police officer stating that it isn't a good idea retaliating to a tailgating fuckwit who tapped into the back of my bike at the lights in Mt Eden just before.
    FFS...I didn't even hit him! I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

    Oh well...I think I may have been a bit fortunate so best pull my grumpy head in
    Pics, or it didn't happen GRMPTD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    Pics, or it didn't happen GRMPTD
    Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!
    You choked a man and gave him a slight but fuck!?!?!

    pics man pics!!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    You choked a man and gave him a slight but fuck!?!?
    I know I know! For the love of all things shaven, don't tell "him"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!
    Sorry, obviously he was after some anal action
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