Rhymes/Limericks

[Eurodave]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

And others dont

[MSTRS:Me]

There was a young man from Bombay
Who moulded a c**t out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And wore all his foreskin away

[Biff]

Mary had a little lamb
and it was always grunting
she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked the little c**t in.


Mary had a little bike
and rode it on the grass
every time the wheel went round
a spoke went up her arse.




I knew a young man from Calcutta
He was a strange and psychotic nutter
He cut off his dick
then gave it a lick
and decided it taste better with butter.

[Sniper]

Hmmmmmmm

There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who cant

[Eurodave]

Mary had a little lamb

But sadly it was dead

So she took it to her school

between two bits of bread

[bugjuice]

My fav from Hale & Pace..

"Some songs are very very long
this one isn't."

[bear]

There once was a man from china,
Who drove a morry minor,
He ran over a rock and spilt his cock,
And now he's got a vagina!

[Krayy]

Mary had a little Bear,
which followed mary everywhere,
and everywhere that Mary went,
she had a Bear behind.


Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, alittle ham,
a bottle of soda topped with fizz,
oh dear how sick our mary is.

[Hitcher]

There was a young lad from Calcutta
Who had an unfortunate stutter
Who's known to have said
"Please pass the b bread
And the b b b b b b butter."

[Hitcher]

There was a young fellow called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I'm a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save."

[Hitcher]

There was a young lady called Alice
Who pissed in a Catholic chalice
The Padre agreed
It was done out of need
And not out of protestant malice.

[Hitcher]

There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a maid by the sea.
Said the maid he was plumbing
"I think someone's coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

[Biff]

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get the poor doggie a bone.
The dogs name was Rover
and when she bent over
the dog gave her a bone of his own.

[Krayy]

Mary had a little lamb
It's feet were black as soot
And everywhere that mary went
His sooty-foot-he-put

[Eurodave]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating his plum pie
He put in his thumb
And pulled out a bulldozer
And said SHIT I coulda choked on that!