People point at their wrist when they want the time. Why don't they point at their arse when they want the location of a toilet?
The instructions are simple...
People point at their wrist when they want the time. Why don't they point at their arse when they want the location of a toilet?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Don't forget to bring a towel
Why does morning wood happen?
Smarty pants... since ages ago
only to dreamers .... apparently .....Originally Posted by SMOKEU
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Hardcore Biker
Where do lost socks go?
Whatever possessed me to have 8 kids FFS!
It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Grumpy Old Bastard
What the FUCK??
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Smarty pants... since ages ago
Why do you find things you're looking for .... always in the last place you look ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Forum whore
Because only an idiot would keep looking once they found what they were looking for?Why do you find things you're looking for .... always in the last place you look ...
Fully Foxed
If Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog... What the hell is Goofy?
Forum whore
I think they are both dogs. The bigger question is, if they both are dogs (as I've been told), why does Goofy wear clothes, stand on two feet and talk, and Pluto acts like a normal dog?
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Pluto is unusual for a Disney character in that he is not anthropomorphized beyond showing an unusually broad range of facial expressions or use of his front paws at key points; he is actually represented as a normal dog (unlike Goofy who is an anthropomorphic dog)
P.S Pluto is based off a bloodhound..
gypsy
why..oh WHY am i always abducted by UGLY aliens???
what a ride so far!!!!
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Sounds like the stuff the Royal Air Force had. Bloody terrible stuff and got nicknamed "tracing paper".
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Fully Foxed
More to the the point... Why do you not complain about the anal probe?
Smarty pants... since ages ago
It's always good to see a man, who believes everything his wife tells him ...Why am I so handsome and intelligent...?
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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