Questions you've never had an answer to.

**avgas** · 15th August 2010, 16:49

Voting
Why do I have vote between 2 morons? Couldn't my vote count towards not having someone take a seat in Government. I would prefer the 50 cent/year tax cut. Some kind of anti-vote?

Call center
How come you can ring me at home while the news is on, but I cant have your number and ring you back when you get home from your work?

Excess packaging
Can I have an option when I buy something to not have the excess packaging? Twice now I have bought new scissors - only to find I required a pair of scissors to get them OUT of the packaging.

Management bonus
How about management only get a bonus based on how well their staff perform?

Flying liquids
How come after 9/11 I can't take liquids on a plane.......when all the hiijackings were done with knives?

**avgas** · 15th August 2010, 16:50

Originally Posted by FJRider

It's always good to see a man, who believes everything his wife tells him ...

I was thinking more his mum

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th August 2010, 17:41

Why is it called a 'blow' job...

**martybabe** · 15th August 2010, 18:08

if the escape velocity to leave Earth is approx 34 times the speed of sound or 11.2 kilometres a second, how comes I can jump higher than my dog

**Virago** · 15th August 2010, 18:18

Originally Posted by martybabe

if the escape velocity to leave Earth is approx 34 times the speed of sound or 11.2 kilometres a second, how comes I can jump higher than my dog

Egg sandwich.

**spookytooth** · 15th August 2010, 18:23

If nothing sticks to teflon how the hell does telflon stic to frying pans

**jellywrestler** · 15th August 2010, 18:35

how does a shelf salesman stop his shop looking empty?

**avgas** · 15th August 2010, 18:49

How did you get here so quick?

**martybabe** · 15th August 2010, 19:03

Originally Posted by Virago

Egg sandwich.

Egg sandwich, Of course, why could I not see it, simple as really

**Gremlin** · 15th August 2010, 19:04

Originally Posted by Edbear

Why am I so handsome and intelligent...?

Jeez, thats an easy one. You're deluded.

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Why is it called a 'blow' job...

You mean you've never had her try blowing on it?

**Insanity_rules** · 15th August 2010, 19:25

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?