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Psssh... the vile blasphemy that spits from your unclean pie hole will only hasten your valve actuations untimely death! Bow before the might of the 2 stroke camshaftian... get an RS250 and REPENT!Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
This could be kinda fun... we should definitely start a cult of the camshaft
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
A Sihad on you from the 2Strokians.
[bugger you beat me to it as I was thinking what to type]
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Forum whore
FUN? If there is one perversion all right thinking motorcyclists cannot tolerate it is the total lack of a camshaft. The motorcycle gods hate a void and yours is surely filled with evil, the manifestation of which is the blue clouds of satan's breath that follow your foul familiar as it goes about its perverted path. Truely, with one hand on the 1970 Triumph 650 workshop manual I vomit on your expansion chamber you befouller of the pure petroleum spirit. It is the unholy mixing of petrol and oil that condems you foul one - begone from this board and take your un natural practises with you before I smite you with the rattly tappet of destiny...Psssh... the vile blasphemy that spits from your unclean pie hole will only hasten your valve actuations untimely death! Bow before the might of the 2 stroke camshaftian... get an RS250 and REPENT!
Paul N - Low Priest of the Pushrod Cult
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Yeah - it is kinda fun eh - wonder how long before we get into trouble....
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Sorry I am not very educated in this matter, but just doing a bit of maths. . .so for every chap in Muslim heaven there are at least 80,072 hangers on who have managed to get their tickets stamped for free?
Sounds like it might get a mite crowded.
+ surely if these other people weren't Muslims they must be Infidels?
So Muslim heaven is packed to the gunnels with Infidels?
Who worked this out?
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Watchful Old Bird
The same people who bring you the Harley DavidsonSorry I am not very educated in this matter, but just doing a bit of maths. . .so for every chap in Muslim heaven there are at least 80,072 hangers on who have managed to get their tickets stamped for free?
Sounds like it might get a mite crowded.
+ surely if these other people weren't Muslims they must be Infidels?
So Muslim heaven is packed to the gunnels with Infidels?
Who worked this out?
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Hmmm.
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No8 Wire Extraordinaire
So I was pondering as I was out for a lunchtime walk. . . (and periodically having to stop & bend over double laughing)
I mean the first thing that obviously comes up is What the heck would you do with 72 wives?
-Sure buddy.
Nah you'd spend your time stopping them fighting about the colour of the drapes in the west wing vs the ones that want vertical blinds anyway.
But more importantly what the heck do you do to keep 80,000 servants occupied? "Um, yeah, can, say. . . All of you,. . . pop up the the dairy & get me a pack of Benson & Hedgehogs please?" [assembled masses YES MASTER, AT ONCE MASTER]
I suppose you could declare war on your neighbour & fight the servants just for kicks. If you were game, you'd have horse traded a few extra wives for a few extra phalanxs of servants to gain numbers superiority.
But I suppose in the end you & a bunch of yer mates would sit around harking back to when Muslim heaven was only for muslims.
Before all this Infidelization.
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Curmudgeon
Economics (aka money, wealth, riches, treasure) or land.
It always has, even when the fight was ostensibly about religion or what have you, the underlying cause was usually either wealth or occupation of land.
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
I'm gobsmacked at how incredibly naive you are.
Implying virtually everyone on this thread is a 'redneck' is of course insulting.
What the heck is a redneck anyway? an American term with a fairly lazy & imprecise usage here, commonly used in this country by those pretending to be morally superior to deride others as comic cowboy bumpkins aka racists.
oooh you're so enlightened & wise. How we must embarrass you with our very presence.
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Hardcore Biker
If you have read the Quran you will be aware of the chronology and blending of Sura's whereby the call to deal with apostates and non-believers supersede the peaceful writings.
I have lived in Saudi where you can pop down to the square and see people getting bits lopped off for their transgression under sharia law and had friends attacked by the religious police. I have heard directly from many Brits who have left England to escape the tyranny of Islamic neighborhoods and freedoms being extinguished by local bodies so has not to offend the Muslims. It is all too easy to write off these warnings as the rantings of right wing pollies but ironically they do so when others are too scared to speak out for fear of being labeled racist in our PC society. Try living in an Islamic country-they are not PC and don't give a shit about YOUR rights or beliefs. "The price of freedom IS eternal vigilance"
"Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill"
L-Plate Rider
Do the badass Muslims have bike gangs ? no they all ride around in hilux utes, all bang no balls. I don't think they have many comedians either, they are a strange bunch, if they called the shots we would all be in bored shitless on friday nights. So go to church, have babies and be nice to Jews!
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And eat more bacon.
Mad Mullah MC ?
Heavens Virgins ?
The Mullah Mob ?
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