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  1. 20th August 2010, 15:48 #1
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    I've learned that...

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    Ive learned that....Life is like a roll of toiletpaper
    The closer that it gets to the end the faster it goes

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    I've learnt that virginity is like a balloon...
    One prick and it's gone
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    I've learned (the hard way) that men cant be trusted!
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    I've learnt that......

    If the sex is better than ever,..she'll get pregnant !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    I've learned (the hard way) that men cant be trusted!
    I've learned the hard way, many times over that women can't be trusted!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    I've learned (the hard way) that women cant be trusted!
    Fixed it for you!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    I've learnt that......

    If the sex is better than ever,..she'll get pregnant !!
    Shit...how many kids do I have that I dont know about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Fixed it for you!!! lol
    How, did you kill someone for me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    How, did you kill someone for me?
    HAHAHAHAHA
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    I've learned (the hard way) that women can't be crushed!
    Last edited by Dadpole; 20th August 2010 at 16:31. Reason: can't forget the apostrophe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    How, did you kill someone for me?
    me, wouldnt hurt a fly!

    but my hitman...now that is another story!

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    I have learnt that given a choice between two evils....

    I always pick the one I haven't tried
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    me, wouldnt hurt a fly!

    but my hitman...now that is another story!
    Send your hit man to

    Mark (I cant ride for shit) the Bonniville stealer & crasher
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    I've learned that... Suicide Kills!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    I've learned that... Suicide Kills!
    only sometimes...

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