Neo Nazi, get it right. Nah, I'm just joking. I'm not a Nazi.Originally Posted by Laava
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Neo Nazi, get it right. Nah, I'm just joking. I'm not a Nazi.
Rasta Ratskins
Then you should get rid of your swastikas. They make you seem like a nazi fucktard
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Don't forget to bring a towel
Ignorance is bliss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika
Rasta Ratskins
I am fully aware of that. Carry on seeming then
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Resident Redneck
people dont find these jokes all that offncive....but when you bring up jokes about kittens you get red repped to the max!!!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...vers-out-there...
Bring on the red rep....again lol
Firebird
there's always gonna be one softcock around who will click on the offensive jokes thread and get offended and complain and bitch about it.
Don't forget to bring a towel
That's what really pisses me off. No one is forcing these muppets to read these threads, and I do get fucked off when people with too much spare time feel the need to give me abuse just because they don't agree with something I've said. As far as I'm concerned, I have the right to my own opinion and if people don't like it, then they should ignore what I've said and move on.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Fully explained in post #7 of that thread. Some people need to get a life.
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Anarchic Wild Child
WIMP ... Actually not a lot here that are really offensive ...
A policeman sees a Ku Klux Klan member pouring petrol over niggers .. goes over and asks him; 'What are you doing?"
"About 17 to the gallon," the Klan member replies ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
salty dog
don't snigger you nigger
the clan is getting bigger........
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
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hahahaha, though you did have a different target audience that time; this ones gives a pretty obvious warning.
and heres some you may enjoy:
The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.
Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said "please don't give me any of your silly puns, like, You're a snappy dresser, or it'll be over in a flash..."
So I punched her in the face, and said: "That bruise should develop in about an hour and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the picture.."
My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with HIV
What a bummer...
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
My missus told me the shittest joke I've ever heard earlier. "What's the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."
She laughed hysterically until I punched her in the balls.
BBC News: Australia has its first female PM.
I predict their economy will crash... Into the back of another economy.
I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly.
all courtesy of sickipedia
Over a year and a half of insulting niggers, pakis, jews, and any other race we can think of, yet legal action against sickipedia is only considered after taking the piss out of a dead white girl.
Good to know the authorities are still as racist as we are.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Don't forget to bring a towel
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy!
Anarchic Wild Child
Only in their own imaginations ...
Oh My God .. I wonder if he'll make it out alive ?
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Come warm yourself by the fire
How do you know a white guy is fucking your wife?
- She is still pleased with your cock size
How do you know a black guy is fucking your wife?
- Your TV is missing
How do you know your best friend is fucking your wife?
- You have more time in the day to fuck his
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Weekend cruiser
How do you know your wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.
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