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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
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    fucking brilliant dude. Is anyone else curious as to their friends level of offendability? more specifically those with facebooks, you see where I'm going with this, put 5 or so most offensive up and wait for the results, who's up for it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    fucking brilliant dude. Is anyone else curious as to their friends level of offendability? more specifically those with facebooks, you see where I'm going with this, put 5 or so most offensive up and wait for the results, who's up for it?
    I would if I had one of those spacebook thingies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    fucking brilliant dude. Is anyone else curious as to their friends level of offendability? more specifically those with facebooks, you see where I'm going with this, put 5 or so most offensive up and wait for the results, who's up for it?
    Don't forget to take a screenshot


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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I would if I had one of those spacebook thingies.
    To many niggers on there anyway.Was a time when they would just break in trash your house and fuck off but these days they take the puter to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    To many niggers on there anyway.Was a time when they would just break in trash your house and fuck off but these days they take the puter to.
    Fucking oath mate, I left South Africa to get away from the cunts and look what it's like over here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Fucking oath mate, I left South Africa to get away from the cunts and look what it's like over here!
    Was yapping to a bloke on Stormfront just the other day who lives in Capetown,gives a whole new slant to "neighbourhood watch"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Was yapping to a bloke on Stormfront just the other day who lives in Capetown,gives a whole new slant to "neighbourhood watch"
    I was thinking about joining Stormfront, I don't know why I haven't signed up already!

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    done posted it, had to do a 3 parter cos of text limit on the facethingumy, crap fucking site, no wonder i don't use it much.

    wonder if any of my 3 friends will be offended
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I was thinking about joining Stormfront, I don't know why I haven't signed up already!
    Possibly because you would find such a place offensive and not funny therefore not in the spirit of this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Possibly because you would find such a place offensive and not funny therefore not in the spirit of this thread
    I just signed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I just signed up.
    Oh well,be sure to check out the "opposing views" forum,funny as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Oh well,be sure to check out the "opposing views" forum,funny as fuck.
    Will do, are you a skinhead as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Will do, are you a skinhead as well?
    Yea but not by choice,i prefer to call it my Halo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Yea but not by choice,i prefer to call it my Halo.
    Haha, fair enough. I've gone full skinner. Oi fucken oi!

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