Offensive jokes

[onearmedbandit]

I've said this time and time again, some people still take the bait hook, line and sinker.

Of course. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. If that's how you get your kicks, if that gives you a buzz, well power to you.

[Banditbandit]

Of course. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. If that's how you get your kicks, if that gives you a buzz, well power to you.

Of course, which is fish and which is shooting depends on your perspective.

[avgas]

I've said this time and time again, some people still take the bait hook, line and sinker.

Stop bleeding into the ocean then. Your burly stinks like shit

[SMOKEU]

What's with the violin? Haven't you f'ken second-hand Krauts learnt about 20th century instruments yet ? Let alone 21st Century instruments ? We don't want no violins in our system ! Go and perpetrate the violins in your own fucked up country.

Fuck you're a muppet.

[Banditbandit]

Fuck you're a muppet.

Typical brainless skin head - no sense of humour ...

[SMOKEU]

Typical brainless skin head - no sense of humour ...

You obviously don't have any sense of humour if you get so wound up over the shit I say. Most of the other people on this site know I talk a lot of shit and they take whatever I say with a grain of salt; as in, they're so used to my drunken rambling that they don't even react to it anymore.

As they say, don't feed the troll!

[marie_speeds]

Haha, fair enough. I've gone full skinner. Oi fucken oi!

I think you're supposed to wear the sheet over your head....

[marie_speeds]

Naw .. you just all got one track minds ...

And here it is....

[SMOKEU]

I think you're supposed to wear the sheet over your head....

I'm not that hardcore.

[marie_speeds]

I'm not that hardcore.

Absolutely right! You wouldn't be hard after a little tryst like that.....

[scracha]

• French foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex!
Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, caressing, sex!
Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing, caressing, sex!
Scottish foreplay: "Haw, ye awake?"

Nope, it's "BRACE!!!!"

[SMOKEU]

Absolutely right! You wouldn't be hard after a little tryst like that.....

I wouldn't hope so.

[marie_speeds]

I wouldn't hope so.

Unless you're on viagra.That would explain a lot........no blood flow to the brain

[Banditbandit]

And here it is....

Fell about laughing .. very good ... which one is you ?

[Banditbandit]

You obviously don't have any sense of humour if you get so wound up over the shit I say. Most of the other people on this site know I talk a lot of shit and they take whatever I say with a grain of salt; as in, they're so used to my drunken rambling that they don't even react to it anymore.

As they say, don't feed the troll!

Oh oh oh .. that's great