F'ken wankers ... piss off back to your own fucked up country ...Originally Posted by SMOKEU
Anarchic Wild Child
F'ken wankers ... piss off back to your own fucked up country ...
Last edited by Banditbandit; 24th August 2010 at 11:14. Reason: simplified for wankers to understand
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Forum whore
Ignore him, he's simply fishing for a reaction. I'm sure you'll find in real life he wouldn't talk like he does on the internet.
Anarchic Wild Child
I'm sure if he did his skinhead would come in contact with knuckle sandwiches ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
God's Evil Twin
Not so offensive jokes (the targeted group has to understand the joke for it to be offensive), but I thought we needed some from the other camp.
Q: How many times does a skinhead laugh at a joke? A: Three...once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he gets it.
Q: What's the difference between a skinhead and a computer? A: You only gotta punch information in a computer once.
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
Anarchic Wild Child
A nun sat on train.
A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window.
Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord.
The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!"
The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
In the riders seat
You'd fit in well with with all the other retards on there DraadtrekkerI just signed up.
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Has left the building
Paddy phones the Rape Helpline "OK. . . I've got her pinned down, Now what?"
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
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Anarchic Wild Child
I would like to apolosie ...
Over the past few weeks I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared a similar sense of humor.
Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow. If you feel that way, I would like to apologize and demonstrate my willingness to change.
From now on I will try to send only pictures of old monuments, nature and other cultural sights which are educational or of historical significance.
Here is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Toulouse, France.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Best Frenemy you could have!
nice try banditbandit, but you failed again. There is no bridge in that shot, its a trick.
Don't forget to bring a towel
I've said this time and time again, some people still take the bait hook, line and sinker.
Anarchic Wild Child
Naw .. you just all got one track minds ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Don't forget to bring a towel
Make me.
Anarchic Wild Child
What's with the violin? Haven't you f'ken second-hand Krauts learnt about 20th century instruments yet ? Let alone 21st Century instruments ? We don't want no violins in our system ! Go and perpetrate the violins in your own fucked up country.Make me.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
So the Genie says to the white guy hanging from a burning cross and surrounded by flames and dudes in white pointy hat costumes:
I can understand the first wish of wanting to own an apartment in every city of the world. I can fully understand your second wish of wanting to have a bank account with never ending funds; but why on earth would you wish to be hung like a nigger?
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