I'm stuck in my slotOriginally Posted by Katman
Refusing even to grin
At posts in this forum
That pock the piss at me and I can't work out how to make poetry scan - to much gin?
Anarchic Wild Child
I'm stuck in my slot
Refusing even to grin
At posts in this forum
That pock the piss at me and I can't work out how to make poetry scan - to much gin?
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Biker
Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...
Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'
The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.
It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay
Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like
I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long
Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass
My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)
heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time
but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep
And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream
Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass
Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life
Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath
Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger
cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it
Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!
No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare
I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!
The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits
but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go
she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground
Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee
It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life
The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed
WELLINGTON: Tag-o-rama
Highway Biker
Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...
Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'
The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.
It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay
Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like
I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long
Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass
My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)
heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time
but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep
And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream
Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass
Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life
Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath
Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger
cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it
Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!
No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare
I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!
The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits
but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go
she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground
Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee
It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life
The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed
He don't like movies
won't do sex,
And he don't cook dinner
as good as my ex
Stuff everything...I've always got my bike.
Hardcore Biker
Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...
Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'
The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.
It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay
Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like
I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long
Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass
My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)
heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time
but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep
And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream
Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass
Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life
Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath
Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger
cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it
Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!
No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare
I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!
The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits
but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go
she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground
Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee
It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life
The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed
He don't like movies
won't do sex,
And he don't cook dinner
as good as my ex
kick the ninja to the side
i'm jumping on a busa
gonna set the road on fire
laying down some burning rubber
WELLINGTON: Tag-o-rama
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