Irish Vasectomy

[StoneChucker]

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want
to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly
alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the
smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a
firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went
home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could
continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand, Tasmania and South
Australia.

[jazbug5]

My (very religious) Irish Auntie Anne told me this one:

It's a miracle- the Vatican has approved the Catholic Pill!

















...it's 6 foot across, weighs a ton and you roll it across the bedroom door so your husband can't get in!

[StoneChucker]

My (very religious) Irish Auntie Anne told me this one:

It's a miracle- the Vatican has approved the Catholic Pill!
...it's 6 foot across, weighs a ton and you roll it across the bedroom door so your husband can't get in!

1/10

Thats even worse than my cyanide joke