Why do burnouts?

[AllanB]

Why do people masturbate? It feels good.

And ironically masturbating and burnouts parallel each other:


A bit of lubrication at the start helps.

Use your right hand.

If you do either in public don't get caught.

And they both tend to leave a sticky residue at the end.



Now I cannot confirm it, but I imagine combining the two would be very satisfying.

[Brownbikerbabe]

Why do people masturbate? It feels good.

And ironically masturbating and burnouts parallel each other:


A bit of lubrication at the start helps.

Use your right hand.

If you do either in public don't get caught.

And they both tend to leave a sticky residue at the end.



Now I cannot confirm it, but I imagine combining the two would be very satisfying.

Okaaaay....well that is one analogy I will never forget...lol

[2wheeldrifter]

Why do people masturbate? It feels good.

And ironically masturbating and burnouts parallel each other:


A bit of lubrication at the start helps.

Use your right hand.

If you do either in public don't get caught.

And they both tend to leave a sticky residue at the end.



Now I cannot confirm it, but I imagine combining the two would be very satisfying.

Allan is now practicing his left arm stroke rate.....

Vid to follow ???

Survival Skills at its best! lol

[Ratti]

BB ... it's a boy thing Hon.

[Laava]

Sorry guys but I am not a burnout fan either. Just doesn't appeal to me. And yes I have done them in the past. But didn't thrill me at all. Would rather be showering a big rooster-tail of mud!

[SMOKEU]

Burnouts are the best thing since sliced bread.

[DMNTD:Me]

Here's a quicky I did at the Meremere drags

[scumdog]

I have too much mechanical sympathy to enjoy it - the revs and noise sounds like engine explode to me.

Me too.

Most people I see doing/trying to do burnouts do so in vehicles that are inadequate for the task on hand...

[scumdog]

Burnouts are the best thing since sliced bread.

...if you're just a boy...

[scumdog]

Why do people masturbate? It feels good.

And ironically masturbating and burnouts parallel each other:


A bit of lubrication at the start helps.

Use your right hand.

If you do either in public don't get caught.

And they both tend to leave a sticky residue at the end.

Kinda sums it all up eh...

[Genie]

BB ... it's a boy thing Hon.

I beg to differ....

[Rogue Rider]

Human behavior.........................

If you tell someone they can't, shouldn't or Don't DO It, then they WILL, why, BECAUSE THEY CAN.

Humans like the adventure of going where no man has gone before, they like the virgin territory and the thrills they offer. Boys will be boys, however I have seen some mean Gals do burnouts and some beastly bike trips that dwarf my ability.

[Mudfart]

a small burnout warms up the tyres, giving you more traction as the rubber is more malleable? (soft), so more rubber touches the ground. i think that is why they always do a burnout before a drag race.
also, if you got brand new rubber, you can quickly scrub off the lam.

[Stirts]

I think the question should be why not do burnouts. The smell is addictive.

They should make an "air-fresher" with a burnout scent.....oooooooer

I beg to differ....

I concur Little Miss Genie, if I could firmly plant both feet on the ground I would be doing burnouts to my hearts content.....although could be on the expensive side

[Autech]

I did it a few times in the Hyo as the factory tires "Shinko" appear to be made out of the most solid, unwearable substance known to mankind. After waiting thousands and thousands of K's for them to show some wear I got sick of it and, with the aid of a few beverages and loud cheers, set about wearing the rear tire out. I was properly impressed with the instant smoke the tire provided and even more impressed with the Hyo actually being capable of a good skid.
Unfortunately I never worked out a good way to wear out the front, so its probably on a tire rack advertised as new, even though it had done 15000 ks.

The next day I took her to the shop and got some nice Pirellis