Things that go bump in the night

**Sniper** · 4th June 2005, 13:49

Originally Posted by John

Hope you all think of implications of posting stuff like this?

I've never been too worried about that evil little leprechaun that ists on my fence threatening to sodomise me. I just look him straight in the eye and warn him that my ex-girlfriend is home alone in the shower and off he goes. (He usually dies as the whale manouvers herself around. But the bastard comes back)

Either that or I spray him in the eyes with window cleaner, seems to get the little shit to piss off.

Seriously though, I have seen my share of "ghosts" or as I like to call them, spirits. And not once have I been intimidated nor scared because I am not afraid of anything. If they sense that you are not afraid of anything, what do they have to work on? An(An old San-goma told me that)

**StoneChucker** · 4th June 2005, 17:20

Originally Posted by Sniper

my ex-girlfriend is home alone in the shower and off he goes. (He usually dies as the whale manouvers herself around. But the bastard comes back)

Ha ha ha

Reminds me of MY beach experiences.
1) If I'm trying to suntan, groups of well-wishers try and roll me back into the sea!!
2) If I'm in the water, they try net me and make soup out of me! (Manitee - Family Guy)

**justsomeguy** · 4th June 2005, 17:52

Right - so should I or shouldn't I be scared???

Can't hide under my bed as my rooms too messy..........what do I do???

**Sniper** · 4th June 2005, 18:37

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Right - so should I or shouldn't I be scared???

Can't hide under my bed as my rooms too messy..........what do I do???

Lke I said, spray him in the eyes with window cleaner

**justsomeguy** · 4th June 2005, 19:00

Originally Posted by Sniper

Lke I said, spray him in the eyes with window cleaner

Na I'm okay at the moment no one bothers to mess with me ........ maybe one of your demons will come pay a visit tonight.......

Half the posts here - don't know if they're piss takes or real...... bit spooky either way .....

**Mr Skid** · 4th June 2005, 19:31

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Na I'm okay at the moment no one bothers to mess with me ........ maybe one of your demons will come pay a visit tonight.......

Half the posts here - don't know if they're piss takes or real...... bit spooky either way .....

I can assure you everything posted by Mr $kid was utterly serious.

By the way, does WINJA climbing in your mum's window count as a visit from a demon?

**justsomeguy** · 4th June 2005, 20:20

Originally Posted by Mr Skid

I can assure you everything posted by Mr $kid was utterly serious.

By the way, does WINJA climbing in your mum's window count as a visit from a demon?

Obviously you think it's serious, your tiny brain isn't capable of much imagination.

WINJA's never been to my house or met any of my family and the poor fellow has been so traumatised from seeing his reflection several decades ago that he never leaves his house.

But I thought you knew that. After all you do go there everyday to cook, clean and sexually gratify him.

**Slipstream** · 5th June 2005, 04:42

Originally Posted by White trash

A mates last flatmate once heard a mans voice in her room that he recognised at 3am. He quizzed them both about it at different times and both my mate and the guy apparently in her room that night each thought he was mad.

She was alone and the dude was at his own place with his wife.

II heard the same story...cept the man wasn't with his wife. He was apparently playing his xBox.

**Slipstream** · 5th June 2005, 04:54

Well...The last bump in the night left me smiling

... but I have had 2 recent solid visions.

The first of me and the father of my first children sitting in chairs with our grandchildren running around and we're both happy. I used to think that would mean we would be together forever. I still have that vision, so now, I hope it means we'll be good friends....eventually.

The other is of me having a son named William. It's as strong as the first.

Now I don't know about you guys, but every time I've had visions such as these...they have always come true ....

(....don't worry fellas....my vision didn't show any of you as being the Daddy of my son William

)

**Sniper** · 5th June 2005, 08:56

Does drunking visions count?

**2_SL0** · 5th June 2005, 09:16

Originally Posted by Sniper

Does drunking visions count?

Only if its related to the fact the chick looked hot that night in your drunk induced blurred vision. Only to find the next day a creature of the night lying next to you in bed. It dawns on you at that point it was NO VISION. But a full on nightmare.

**Sniper** · 5th June 2005, 09:31

Originally Posted by Kawagreen

Only if its related to the fact the chick looked hot that night in your drunk induced blurred vision. Only to find the next day a creature of the night lying next to you in bed. It dawns on you at that point it was NO VISION. But a full on nightmare.

Really? I swear it was my girlfriend, how do you know. Where you that face in the window I saw last night

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