Need for speed

[marty]

Originally posted by bikerboy
Any one want to by a Ducati?

swap ya an aprilia

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by bikerboy
Any one want to by a Ducati?

To the question posted above ... Yes!

To the next you will ask..... no I can't afford it.

Well, not short of selling my organs any way.

[bluninja]

I didn't realise you owned some keyboards BD

TTFN

[marty]

well i did my full bike licence on my rs - try keeping that under 50k (or the instructor in the mirrors on the open road.....).

challenge to all - ride home at the speed limit - it's fucking ridiculous!

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by bluninja
I didn't realise you owned some keyboards BD

TTFN

Nup. don't own that Yamaha either

I do however have some high milage kidneys, liver, spleen and low milage "frank and beans".... any offers?

[Motoracer]

Originally posted by Big Dog
and low milage "frank and beans".... any offers?

Offer will depend on the size

[MikeL]

Originally posted by Big Dog

I do however have some high milage kidneys, liver, spleen and low milage "frank and beans".... any offers?

High mileage liver I can relate to. Low mileage frank 'n beans sounds a bit suspicious. Either you've had a pretty sad life or you're unwilling to admit that they've been round the clock. Remember, a quality vintage model may well outperform modern crap.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by Motoracer
Offer will depend on the size

As displayed on watties cans *actual size* but it aint...
the size of the nail but the hammer driving it...
the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean....
the size of the man in the fight but the size of the fight in the man...
what you got but how you use it..
the size of the mouth but the size of the hunger...



As to wether the offer will be considered or not are you wanting a rental, trade in, cash or finance?
If a rental by the hour or the fifteen minutes?
and who do you want it for? you or trhe missus?

lmao

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by MikeL
High mileage liver I can relate to. Low mileage frank 'n beans sounds a bit suspicious. Either you've had a pretty sad life or you're unwilling to admit that they've been round the clock. Remember, a quality vintage model may well outperform modern crap.

One becomes a little gun shy when paying 1/3 of annual income to ird for "child support" (shame they only get $50 a week when I'm paying $150)

Given the source I'm surprised you believed either claim.

Just think if the old johnson had to live up to the liver? Sheeit up to 2 dozen in a sitting. Especially now that the doctors are recommending two a day! Where would we ever find the time to work feed or sleep! Mind you we wouldn't mind so much paying $3.50 for what was 90% head then would we! Especially not those types who can make one last 4 hours and then complain its a little flat tonight. Although it might turn boat races at the local pub into a more interactive spectator sport!

Might put a bit of a damper on the evening when team policing showed up tapped you on the shoulder with a billy club and said "I think you may have had a little to much tonight, no son you can't finish I suggest you go home now while your still welcome back here". Although some people would then regard being slapped in hancuffs as permission to carry on!

Not to mention the dry heaves in the middle of the night after a night of overindulgence!

lmao so hard that I am rofl.

[Motoracer]

LMAO!