What do you do for a living?

[Big Dave]

Always find it interesting to see the diverse range of occupations on a board like this.
So tell me, wadda y's do?

[Waylander]

Working on it...

[SPORK]

I am currently involved in the intensely intellectually demanding profession of delivering junk-mail

[MrMelon]

Full time student/Part time computer nerrrrd.

[White trash]

I don't work. But you knew that big/slim guy.

I just fuck around, talk about bikes, look at bikes, ride bikes, go on company funded trips to Australia to learn about bikes and dust bikes.

And for this terribly taxing passtime, someone deposits money in my bank account each week.

Quite why the fuck anyone'd want to drive trucks is beyond me.......

[vifferman]

I turn up here, sit down in my cubicle, and log in to KiwiBiker.

I think I should be paid more for it though, as the quality of postings is a bit crap lately.

Like this one...

[vifferman]

Quite why the fuck anyone'd want to drive trucks is beyond me.......

To run over smug bastids like you?


Sorry - it's actually great to read about someone who's really happy in their work.

[SPORK]

I don't work. But you knew that big/slim guy.

I just fuck around, talk about bikes, look at bikes, ride bikes, go on company funded trips to Australia to learn about bikes and dust bikes.

And for this terribly taxing passtime, someone deposits money in my bank account each week.

Quite why the fuck anyone'd want to drive trucks is beyond me.......

But what will you do in teh orkland!?

Surely no-one would let you get away with the same level of nothing up there!?

[zadok]

It doesn't worry me if anyone knows what I do.
Prison Officer! Worked at the Farms in Turangi for eight years.
W.A Dept of Justice for nineteen years.

[bugjuice]

I save my company 10s of thousands of dollars in design and print fees. In turn, I don't see a cent of it above my 'average' wage, which does not reflect how much I save the company. Officially it's 'Graphic Designer', but 'Dogs Body' or 'Jack of trades' would better fit

Oh, but they give me $100 to my phone and 'net bill..

[White trash]

Surely no-one would let you get away with the same level of nothing up there!?

Unfortunately not. I'm gonna be werkin' fo ma muney!

[Riff Raff]

Big white taxi driver, plaster master, blanket therapist, picker upperer of unwanted parts due to innebriation vs inanimate objects etc

[Sniper]

I am currently working in a rental car outfir, trying to convince the directors that I need a company funded R6 for work purpouses

[SPORK]

Unfortunately not. I'm gonna be werkin' fo ma muney!

You poor thing!

[White trash]

Big white taxi driver, plaster master, blanket therapist, picker upperer of unwanted parts due to innebriation vs inanimate objects etc

Best you follow me around for a few kays then. I need all of those essential services.

Just don't turn the sparkly lights on, they scare the shit outta me......