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OOOUUCCHH!
My blasted thumb! Yes the one rooted by the purple BSA all those years back... The one that looks like a claw now.. I just half rpped it off in the garden... owowowow.... drip drip drip oops
Bloody emergecy place will be an hour or so and since it is so deformed and all sticking out i'll have to do something... aaarrgghh!
ok.. they will be free in 55mins now owow hmm wonder if i can... aaaarrrgghh nope!
bum
Deus ex ukulele
Now's your chance to have it tidied up! Shame about the blood though. It really dulls the edges of finely-honed blades...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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You got a badly bleeding finger and you still manage to make time to post on KB
--- ROCK ON MAH BROTHA
PS: Heal well and get some girl to kiss it - supposed to hasten the recovery
Aargh, photos!
Paul, I thought you would have learnt from all my bad habits. Knives, sharp sticks and wombats are bad
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
Owwww
Owwww.
Made my whatsits retract just thinking about it.
No WOF, and now no claw.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
In the riders seat
I thought you would have been straight into the garage and out with the Duct Tape,if it can hold together Nascar's and Race bikes it can hold your thumb together
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Originally Posted by scracha
Seated in heavenly places
What an horrific story Paul! Hope you get it sorted quick smart!
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HaHa.. OwI thought you would have been straight into the garage and out with the Duct Tape,if it can hold together Nascar's and Race bikes it can hold your thumb together
Yes, actually it is held together with insulation tape at the mo! Duct tape sticks too much and is a bitch to get off!
I thought if I could hold the base on with tape I could cut the end of the nail off with my side cutters in the garage... Nah! I can't quite see what I'm doing (blood) and I can't nip it off one handed... Fark it hurts too.. Vicki tried to help and I had the dremel out but thought i'd better not as I could be awful hard to explain if it went wrong eh!
I'm typing this 'cos I have to wait for the folks at A&E to give me a jab and rip it off and it takes my mind off it... Been over 2 hours now and still waiting.. Starting to throb a bit now.. Oh Well.. It was raining and can't do much more outside.. knew I should have worn my gloves...
Forum whore
Do a "Ranulph Fiennes"
Go to your garden shed.
Clamp the offending digit in a vise.
Saw it off with a hacksaw.
Forum whore
Where's 'SpeedMedic' when you need him?
Marty
Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Forum whore
Gardening is a bloody dangerous past time and should be banned IMO!
bikeless
Just one question. What is a hard biker dude such as yourself doin in the garden in the first place?
Hope it heals well mate. And stay out of that garden. Only old people do that stuff.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Seated in heavenly places
Take it to the www.kiwigardening.co.nz forum and see if they think it's a very dangerous pastime?...don't tell them you ride motorcycles though.
Seated in heavenly places
That is utter compost Waylander! Didn't you know that the first man was indeed a 'gardener'?Only old people do that stuff.
bikeless
No I didn't, but being the 98.9% carnivore that I am I wouldn't know. To me gardens are nothing but flowers and other semi-useless plants.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
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