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    Rules for gun-fighting

    This should almost be in Jokes and Humour, some funny rules in here!

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    Rules For Gun-fighting


    1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

    2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

    3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

    4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

    5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred).

    6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

    7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

    8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

    9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

    10. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

    11. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

    12. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

    13. Have a plan.

    14. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

    15. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

    16. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

    17. Don't drop your guard.

    18. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

    19. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

    20. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

    21. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

    22. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    23. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

    24. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

    25. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun the caliber of which does not start with at least a "4."
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    Very, very funny...



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    Quote Originally Posted by boman View Post
    Very, very funny...
    I fail to see what's funny. It's merely true...
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    Who you gonna kill?

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    Ghostbusters!!!
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    Some take guns to a gunfight........

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    Sounds like Jack Reachers law.
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    some of those rules might apply to riding a motorcycle.....

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    In a gunfight ... it is seldom remembered who came 2nd ...
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    gee I'd like to send this to our chief of defense.
    Our Defense force has heaps of fucking rules about what sort of ammunition, callibre, and tactics that we can't use because they're inhumane. Its a bloody war. I don't think that the enemy would be doing the same.
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    13. Have a plan.

    14. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

    General rules of life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpious View Post
    gee I'd like to send this to our chief of defense.
    Our Defense force has heaps of fucking rules about what sort of ammunition, callibre, and tactics that we can't use because they're inhumane. Its a bloody war. I don't think that the enemy would be doing the same.
    Send a copy to the minister of police too

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    Don't take a knife to a gun fight

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    Nothing funny there, but yes definitely Jack Reacher's laws also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurch View Post
    Nothing funny there, but yes definitely Jack Reacher's laws also.

    27 days to go: http://www.leechild.com/WDF.php
    Fantastic, shit they are a good read.
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