Upper Hutt's dumbest criminal

[scumdog]

Really? I thought you had a special bunch of your own down there.....

BTW - none of this kinda crap happens in 'my' neighbourhood

Oh, I thought anything within 20km or so was a 'neighbourhood'

[gammaguy]

I never said I glorify mass murder. I don't know what you mean, your honour.

dickhead.

i assume you also deny the holocaust

[Number One]

Oh, I thought anything within 20km or so was a 'neighbourhood'

No silly it's just you boondock livin southlanders that think that...I live about 40km away from Upper Hutt...it's like a whole nother world even!

[scumdog]

No silly it's just you boondock livin southlanders that think that...I live about 40km away from Upper Hutt...it's like a whole nother world even!

Hmmm...20 minutes drive away?

TOO close IMHO...

But then I live in an isolated area.

[SMOKEU]

dickhead.

i assume you also deny the holocaust

I plead not guilty, your honour.

[riffer]

Strange. I must live in a different Upper Hutt to other people. That shit don't happen to me.

Maybe it's who you hang around with. There's an awful lot of good people in Upper Hutt, and a tiny, tiny minority of oxygen stealers. Guess which ones we end up hearing about?

No1 - don't be put off Upper Hutt - it's still a great place.

And Jimmy- what's this crap about Silverstream? You live in Heretaunga dude.

[jellywrestler]

Funny, I thought that the title of "Upper Hutt's dumbest ciminal" still belonged to the poor sod who was rooting horses at Trentham a few years ago & got caught.


Hang on, maybe that was "Upper Hutt's saddest criminal"?.

Maybe he was a member of the New Zealand Beastiality Society Whose motto is "In dogs we thrust"