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    Canada unveils new speed bump

    interesting approach... wonder how well it will work

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...ns-of-children
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I bet if they painted a motorcyclist on their bike instead of a child no bastard would slow down at all. Wankers.
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    There's a few new speed bumps round Christchurch too

    Where the soil has liquified it comes up through the ground like a little grey sand volcano.

    Some of these are under the seal - you cant see them, but boy you sure do feel them.

    There are some good examples on the Akaroa Rd near Halswell

    And then there are the reverse ones - where the road has been taken away
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    Poor child has club feet.

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    Seems like a good way to get more kids run over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonno. View Post
    Seems like a good way to get more kids run over
    Yeah fuck that little bitch with the ball it's just a speed hump......d'oh.

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    Might work for pedophiles - they'd slow down and try and pick the child up.
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Might work for pedophiles - they'd slow down and try and pick the child up.
    you'd certainly be able to pick them out at the docs... with the road rash an' all
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    At first, people will swerve out the way, probably collecting something else, or slam on its brakes, getting rear ended...

    Once they get used to it... yeah, I reckon the real kids could easily become skittles
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    Speaking of speed bumps, I love the fact that I can ride fast over them and barely feel it in comparison to being in a cage.

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    ya, it happens to me too...
    you just need to reach the ballooning speed over the earth's curvature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Speaking of speed bumps, I love the fact that I can ride fast over them and barely feel it in comparison to being in a cage.
    Indeed. There's a real trick to it, with standing on the pegs and bending knees and elbows as the bike goes over the bump...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    would you stop faster if it was a naked lady lying across the carpark? or a box of beer?

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