Upper Hutt's dumbest criminal

**pete376403** · 9th September 2010, 21:17

Last night about 9pm - watching the tube / surfing KB and the dog started barking. Wife went out to have a look (well I was busy with KB) and says there's someone out there. I go out and see no-one, but the car door is open and the glovebox has been emptied of CDs and stuff (nothing of any major value.
Anyway, got in the car and went round the block for a look, see some guy down by the railway station, he ducked down the alley way as I turned round for another look.
So I leave it at that, go back home. Meanwhile wife has picked up some stuff that was in the driveway, thinking its stuff out of the glovebox.
Get inside and have a look and its some guys CV! Name, address, phone numbers, the whole nine yards.
My daughter has a look on Facebook (she knows how to work it) and it looks like the guy I saw down the street, so she's sent him a message suggesting he can deliver the CDs back or the Police can come round and get them, up to him.
Should have also suggested that he's too stupid to take up crime as a good career choice.

**gatch** · 9th September 2010, 21:36

Originally Posted by pete376403

Last night about 9pm - watching the tube / surfing KB and the dog started barking. Wife went out to have a look (well I was busy with KB) and says there's someone out there. I go out and see no-one, but the car door is open and the glovebox has been emptied of CDs and stuff (nothing of any major value.
Anyway, got in the car and went round the block for a look, see some guy down by the railway station, he ducked down the alley way as I turned round for another look.
So I leave it at that, go back home. Meanwhile wife has picked up some stuff that was in the driveway, thinking its stuff out of the glovebox.
Get inside and have a look and its some guys CV! Name, address, phone numbers, the whole nine yards.
My daughter has a look on Facebook (she knows how to work it) and it looks like the guy I saw down the street, so she's sent him a message suggesting he can deliver the CDs back or the Police can come round and get them, up to him.
Should have also suggested that he's too stupid to take up crime as a good career choice.

Name and shame !!!

**boman** · 9th September 2010, 21:39

Priceless.....

**Laava** · 9th September 2010, 21:54

Originally Posted by gatch

Name and shame !!!

+1
Hell yeah!

**Mental Trousers** · 9th September 2010, 22:33

Tell him he didn't get the job.

**awayatc** · 9th September 2010, 22:41

Go to the coppers.......
he may have done this sort of shite for a wee while, and other people may want to get their shit back as well.
Seriously......
go to the copshop......
that is actually what they are there for.
Nail the little f*ckn thieving scumbag....

**rainman** · 9th September 2010, 22:50

Originally Posted by awayatc

Go to the coppers.......

Nail the little f*ckn thieving scumbag....

+1 to that fine suggestion.

**Berries** · 9th September 2010, 22:56

Post the details, make him famous.

**Hopeful Bastard** · 9th September 2010, 22:59

I live in Wallaceville, Upper Hutt too and have heard of some dodgy shit going on round the streets.

Please go to the Cop Shop AFTER you have named and shamed this toerag..

**HenryDorsetCase** · 9th September 2010, 23:18

scan the CV, post it up, and we can ALL have a crack. is there a photo on the CV?

**SMOKEU** · 9th September 2010, 23:46

Is the offender black?

**awayatc** · 9th September 2010, 23:49

you can't see everything in black and white...

We are all blue.....

This thieving c*nt however is most likely to be of a darker blue.....

**pete376403** · 10th September 2010, 00:04

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Is the offender black?

The alleged offender, yes.

That the cv was laying on my property, next to my car, and that the person who I observed near my property, about 5 minutes after the offender left my property, appears to me to be the same person whose photo is on a facebook page of a person who has the same name as the cv, is probably not reliable enough evidence that the offender and the person described in the cv are one and the same. Therefore I will refrain from posting the name here, and will pass it to the police for their attention.

**SMOKEU** · 10th September 2010, 00:06

Originally Posted by pete376403

The alleged offender, yes.

That the cv was laying on my property, next to my car, and that the person who I observed near my property, about 5 minutes after the offender left my property, appears to me to be the same person whose photo is on a facebook page of a person who has the same name as the cv, is probably not reliable enough evidence that the offender and the person described in the cv are one and the same. Therefore I will refrain from posting the name here, and will pass it to the police for their attention.

I naturally assumed that the offender was black, and I was right. I'm not really that racist after all.