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    I say let the robot man and the zombie fight to the death....

    Fight Night
    In the left corner, weighing in at 2 tons, man of metal, prophet of the Autobots.....Optimus, the PRIME contendaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!
    And in the right corner, weighing in at 65kgs, doer of good, releaser of sins, and the son of god.......Jesus, lord of the undead, Chryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyst!!!!

    Someone continue this.....we need commentary people
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    "Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    "Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"
    And, having been hit by the Bible and seen the light - Optimus Prime refuses to strike back. He turns the other cheek ... Jesus, practicing divine mercy, spares his life ... and they both go off to the pub for a beer ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Down at the pub, Jesus orders water for everyone - and promptly turns it into wine...
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    Then while Jesus is draining his withered serpent Optimus seizes his chance to get revenge and spikes JC's glass of mineral water with a little anti-freeze.

    No one fucks with a Prime!

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    Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

    (Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Meh!

    Let's see Jesus try to walk on Optimus's lubricant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

    (Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)
    And that boys and girls is how America got Kenworths
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    In yo face hippy!
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