Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

**avgas** · 17th September 2010, 09:26

I say let the robot man and the zombie fight to the death....

Fight Night
In the left corner, weighing in at 2 tons, man of metal, prophet of the Autobots.....Optimus, the PRIME contendaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!
And in the right corner, weighing in at 65kgs, doer of good, releaser of sins, and the son of god.......Jesus, lord of the undead, Chryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyst!!!!

Someone continue this.....we need commentary people

**davebullet** · 17th September 2010, 09:44

"Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"

**Banditbandit** · 17th September 2010, 09:56

Originally Posted by davebullet

"Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"

And, having been hit by the Bible and seen the light - Optimus Prime refuses to strike back. He turns the other cheek ... Jesus, practicing divine mercy, spares his life ... and they both go off to the pub for a beer ...

**Virago** · 17th September 2010, 10:21

Down at the pub, Jesus orders water for everyone - and promptly turns it into wine...

**FlangMasterJ** · 17th September 2010, 10:30

Then while Jesus is draining his withered serpent Optimus seizes his chance to get revenge and spikes JC's glass of mineral water with a little anti-freeze.

No one fucks with a Prime!

**Banditbandit** · 17th September 2010, 10:52

Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

(Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)

**Owl** · 17th September 2010, 12:11

Meh!

Let's see Jesus try to walk on Optimus's lubricant.

**avgas** · 17th September 2010, 13:09

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

(Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)

And that boys and girls is how America got Kenworths