
Originally Posted by
davebullet
"Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"
And, having been hit by the Bible and seen the light - Optimus Prime refuses to strike back. He turns the other cheek ... Jesus, practicing divine mercy, spares his life ... and they both go off to the pub for a beer ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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