Interesting development - anybody else get this?

**Swoop** · 16th September 2010, 14:16

Originally Posted by jasonzc

Whats wose is that he had a baby on board sign on the back. Otherwise i wouldve sped up and kicked the door in.

Surely a "baby on board" should make a normal person drive in a safer manner...? Unfortunately it appears as if kiwi drivers expect to be treated with kid gloves while they do their offensive driving and displaying a "stupid yellow sign".

**Quasievil** · 16th September 2010, 14:24

Originally Posted by avgas

Have to agree a bit here.
I used to have a problem when I was all polite like. Cars/Trucks/Buses didn't give a fuck about me.

I now ride with black jacket, jeans and a matt black helmet. Everyone avoids me as they think I am some kind of drug dealer.
Fuckin weird shit if you ask me

Fuck yeah, me to dres like your going to kill anyone that fucks with you and you will be safer, dress like a nancy boy freak in Hi viz jackets and a pair of personalised Manties (link secured from Avgas) then your going to be treated like a pussy and used as crash practice

**mazz1972** · 16th September 2010, 14:49

Originally Posted by Quasievil

a pair of personalised Manties

How had I not heard about these before!!!

**Quasievil** · 16th September 2010, 15:51

Originally Posted by mazz1972

How had I not heard about these before!!!

Are you serious ??? MAnties are where its at bro !!

**Slyer** · 16th September 2010, 16:01

Do you order them from the same place you buy your leathers?

**Quasievil** · 16th September 2010, 17:37

Originally Posted by Slyer

Do you order them from the same place you buy your leathers?

Correct but only if the customer is a GPX rider, then thats when its appropriate

**Slyer** · 16th September 2010, 18:29

You get an F for comeback effectiveness.

**PrincessBandit** · 17th September 2010, 06:58

Originally Posted by Malcolm

Personally, I think this is a perfect situation for urinating through his open window. Bonus points if you get him in the eye

Originally Posted by Bounce001

I like the way you think! But i might have a bit of trouble with that option!

Originally Posted by munster

This might help http://www.shewee.co.nz/

Interesting train of thought, although I'm sure Dush doesn't require a shewee for aim... (besides, they're not as flexible as the "real deal" which means that a bloke could have much more choice of trajectory than us girlies with our trusty shewee).

I dont' think I'd come across as particularly intimidating wearing my nice flowery helmet and baby blue jacket, so somehow I suspect I'd come off second best if decided to go with the confrontation option. Will have to do some research into sneaky woman retaliation moves.

**Bounce001** · 17th September 2010, 09:35

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Interesting train of thought, although I'm sure Dush doesn't require a shewee for aim... (besides, they're not as flexible as the "real deal" which means that a bloke could have much more choice of trajectory than us girlies with our trusty shewee).

I dont' think I'd come across as particularly intimidating wearing my nice flowery helmet and baby blue jacket, so somehow I suspect I'd come off second best if decided to go with the confrontation option. Will have to do some research into sneaky woman retaliation moves.

Flash your boobs at him. That should give him enough shock to look at you and not where he is going and crash!

**tamarillo** · 17th September 2010, 10:02

Originally Posted by ital916

At the next lights I stop next to him and ask whether he saw me and why he forced me to stop when I had right of way. His response "I saw you mate, I just didnt care".

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at least they were honest! I kinda like that!

**Mully** · 17th September 2010, 14:42

Meh - this kind of thing happens all the time.

In fact, I usually comment to Mrs Mully when the fucktards haven't been out in force.

I do like my stebel in those situations though. A 5 second or so blast seems to get their attention (I didn't realise how loud the bastard is until I went out without earplugs one afternoon)

**White trash** · 17th September 2010, 14:50

Some fucktard in a new Territory Turbo threatened that he'd "Run straight over ya next time ya do that" after I split past him at a set of lights on Wednesday night.

What the fuck's with all the anger in the world right now? I've a good mind to climb off the bike and take a big steamer right on the bonnet of his stupid fuckin 4WD.

**Deano** · 17th September 2010, 16:26

Originally Posted by White trash

What the fuck's with all the anger in the world right now? I've a good mind to climb off the bike and take a big steamer right on the bonnet of his stupid fuckin 4WD.

Get the rego = address from post office and put dog shit under the door handles.

**Malcolm** · 18th September 2010, 00:05

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

I dont' think I'd come across as particularly intimidating wearing my nice flowery helmet and baby blue jacket, so somehow I suspect I'd come off second best if decided to go with the confrontation option. Will have to do some research into sneaky woman retaliation moves.

See post #21 for my alternative solution