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    A tearjerker

    A man called Stuart was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

    After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing
    his testicles -- something she loved to do.
    As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you
    love doing that?"
    "Because", she replied, "I miss mine."
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    ha ha ha - very good

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    How appropriate, coming from someone with the name "BEEN_THERE"

    Not your personal experience, by any chance?
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    Bit like when we went white water rafting and stayed at Taihape,they had the Le Belle Boys performing the Saturday night,a few locals obviously off the stations were heard yelling out"show us ya growlers" one still believes they were girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Bit like when we went white water rafting and stayed at Taihape,they had the Le Belle Boys performing the Saturday night,a few locals obviously off the stations were heard yelling out"show us ya growlers" one still believes they were girls.

    They must have been blind. I wonder why.


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    A Love Story from Thailand

    A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
    After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -
    something she loved to do.

    As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
    "Why do you love doing that so much?"
    "Because", she replied,
    "I really miss mine."

    Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ???


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