Tattoo question.

[Oakie]

I knew a guy many years ago who had 'For You' tattooed along the shaft of his man-sausage. Did it himself during one of his jail stints. I guess he had nothing better to do.

EDIT: Ooh shit. I should explain that I saw it because he got pissed one night and walked into the room stark bollocky naked and refused to get dressed.

[Laava]

Met this jamaican guy who had 'wendy' tattooed on his wood. I asked him why if wendy was his girlfriend and he said 'no, when I am with a girl it says, "welcome to jamaica, have a nice day!"