You catch up with an ambulance in full emergency mode.....and you have to fight the urge to just fly on past em.....
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You catch up with an ambulance in full emergency mode.....and you have to fight the urge to just fly on past em.....
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A cop car comes from the other direction, and all they do is glare at you.....
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The wife gives you an upper-cut when you finally pull over and get off the bike....
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You know you're going too fast when you do a runner from an ambulance, thinking the flashing lights in your mirrors actually belong to a cop, eh Jimmy ?!!
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You know your going to fast when...
- you look like you could give an elephant a blow-job.
- you go to fart, but shit your pants by mistake.
- your out-of-body experience cant keep up with you.
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That fucker had no chance mate. GSXR1000 at full song on the Hutt Motorway v's DAF Diesel Ambulance.Originally Posted by Deano
You know you're going too fast when you do a runner from an ambulance, thinking the flashing lights in your mirrors actually belong to a cop, eh Jimmy ?!!
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You know your going to fast when...
You look back and next week is still catching up
or katmans response
your not moving inside a casket
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
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....It suddenly occurs to you the road IS a race track....
......You think you are going faster then you have ever gone before but can't avert your eyes from the road to check the speedo....
You start fantasising about being strapped to a jet engine.....
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You notice your favourite straight is actually a long corner.
You can hear the lampost's going past
The road looks like a licorice bootlace
Come warm yourself by the fire
you cant feel the pillion anymore
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The road markings become a solid line...
The fly you hit shatters your visor...
The airliner overhead falls behind you...
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Come warm yourself by the fire
they have to mail you the speeding ticket
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When the po-po call these fuckers out to deal with you...
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