who ate all the pies?Originally Posted by EJK
mad thou rider
who ate all the pies?
salty dog
luckily she was insured.....
couldn't afford full cover,
Just third party, fire and theft.....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Mad nagging bitch!
Tragic! I feel for the firefighters,who were unable to get her out.
It could so easily happen here too, as we are the second most obese nation in the world
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Douching my Simuloid
Oh the hugemanatee!
Forum whore
Hahahaha!! Bling sent
Don't forget to bring a towel
Fit for what? The fat tub of lard award?
Forum whore
I lol'd
Grumpy Old Bastard
Wonder how they put it out...cant use water on fat fires
(Im going to get in trouble for that)
I should be shot...I LOL'd at all of these. I used to be a nice man once...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Don't forget to bring a towel
With women like that you just have to roll them around in flour and look for the wet spot. DAMHIK!
iGASM, not made by Apple
Damn 220kgs...
I am amazed they knew it was a girl and not a leather settee.
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
I am therefore I do
If you skinned a 200 kg-er youd get enough leather to do it
The Heart is the drum keeping time for everyone....
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