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    Free cell phones if you're on the dole - Obama Phone

    The US Gubbermint in giving free cell phones and 70min a month plans paid for if your income is low enough. I wonder why a free phone is a good idea?

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    Because if your income is low enough you generally cant afford a phone (land line or mobile) and if you want a job these days its pretty much a necessity to have a phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spuds1234 View Post
    Because if your income is low enough you generally cant afford a phone (land line or mobile) and if you want a job these days its pretty much a necessity to have a phone.
    makes perfect sense

    so nothing to do with these reasons?

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    Here’s some scary information you need to know about cell phones, and your privacy.

    All conversations on digital cell phones are stored forever. They never erase the digital files. [As well as the GPS location of the cell phone or vehicle.]

    The GPS can pinpoint you to within a few feet. If you are being stalked or spied on, they send out agents that know where you are. The agents carry small hand held units that zero in on you.

    Your cell phone is a listening device. They can listen to all your conversations within fifty feet of the phone whether the phone is on or not.

    The software that permits them to take over your phone is not preinstalled. They install it by making a very quick call to your phone; and the phone does not need to be on and it does not ring.

    They also are able to read all your stored information, such as telephone numbers, in your phone’s memory.

    They can even remotely turn on and ring your phone. They can and have changed the ring tone with a voice message, such as, “Answer your phone” or anything else they want to say.

    If your phone has a camera, they can see everything at which the lenses are pointing… anytime!

    The digital files of your voice can be used to create a computerized conversation with your own voice. This can be used against you. Someone can actually make a call using your voice and speak to anyone you know. They would actually believe they are talking to you. They use a computer program to replace the caller’s voice when they speak.

    Cell phones also can and do read nearby RFID chips. Many more items including clothing have RFID chips in them. With these chips they can even tell what you’re wearing and what color your clothes are.

    They can even use your voice track to transmit microwave sound to you while you sleep. You would think they are your own thoughts. This can be done through walls. I am not kidding. This technology was developed long ago. After all, microwaves are sound waves.

    Some cell phones have the option to be set to work in analog. If yours does, then set it that way. It is well worth it, even if the phone does not work as well.

    Ask when you get your phone if you can set it to analog.

    Any calls made to your phone cannot be traced. The calls will appear to come from your own house phone.

    Also it does not matter if your phone is unlisted.

    One last thing. In North America, all cell phone systems are controlled by Israeli companies. All landlines are prewired for eavesdropping by the same companies.

    Additionally, if you have an anti-theft system on your vehicle then it probably has GPS; and if it has Ontrac then they can listen in to all your conversations while you are in your vehicle.

    Oh, I forgot to mention a very important thing. The telephone does not need to be turned on for them to do these things. Removing the battery is a good idea.
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    Should this not be posted in the joke section?

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    Daniel J. Towsey needs to spend more time writing novels, less time bullshiting about what he doesn't know about electronics.

    Fucking moron hippie.
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    Joke? Im wrapping my head and my cellphone in tin foil now to prevent this from ever happening.

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    Must be some truth in it...

    The gubbment are trying to kill him... Now where is my tin foil hat...

    NOTICE TO ALL READERS - I have been seriously injured

    From Daniel j Towsey On November 22 someone drove their car over me when i passed

    them while i was riding my mountain bike passed them..this was the second time in

    two weeks that someone gunned their vehicle at me from a parked position while i passed by.

    i survived this very serious incedent, i underwent many emergency opperations .

    i had serious internal injuries, many broken bones and spent 11 days in hospital.

    I am now at home dissabled. my mobility is very limited i will be undergoing many

    more medical events in the future. i will maintain this site.

    i will write a complete artcle in the near future..
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    yeah, thats what I thought too, paranoid and delusional
    Nice to see DB has a new hobby though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    The gubbment are trying to kill him... Now where is my tin foil hat...
    NOTICE TO ALL READERS - I have been seriously injured

    From Daniel j Towsey On November 22 someone drove their car over me when i passed

    them while i was riding my mountain bike passed them..this was the second time in

    two weeks that someone gunned their vehicle at me from a parked position while i passed by.

    i survived this very serious incedent, i underwent many emergency opperations .

    i had serious internal injuries, many broken bones and spent 11 days in hospital.

    I am now at home dissabled. my mobility is very limited i will be undergoing many

    more medical events in the future. i will maintain this site.

    i will write a complete artcle in the near future..

    Fark! this guy is a special case isn't he!

    Getting back to the original post, don't forget that they (the lower income citizens of the USA) need to be able to contact their drug dealer of choice to stay placated/sedated through the rest of the recession.
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    I remember the days when I was job hunting... I seemed to manage without a mobile phone. It's a bloody joke. If the dolites want a phone, get a job and buy one...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    The gubbment are trying to kill him... Now where is my tin foil hat...
    Self Fulfilling Prophecy comes to mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    One last thing. In North America, all cell phone systems are controlled by Israeli companies.
    Of course! It must be the Jews fault after all!
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    That was the craziest shit I have ever heard. Did that guy escape from an asylum that played badly written techno movies all day?

    Microwaves into your head via your phone? Does he know ANYTHING about microwaves, at all?

    This guy is just out to spook people, goddamnit don't post that crap again.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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