A young Chinese couple gets married, she's a virgin!
Truth be told, he's a virgin too but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed with her and tries to be reassuring.
My darring, he whispers, I know dis your firs time and you berry frighten!
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - just anyting, ... you juss ask!
Eventually, ... whatchu want, he asks, trying to sound worldly and experienced, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually whispers back, I wanna try somting I hear from odder girls ... Numbaa 69!
More thoughtful silence, this time from him!
Eventually in a puzzled tone, he asks her.
You want ... "Garlic chicken wif snow peas"?
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