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    Another Police chase happy ending

    How long before they blame someone.
    Fleeing teenager stabs himself


    A 16-year-old is in hospital with a collapsed lung after stabbing himself several times with a boning knife while being chased by police.

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    soooo close to being entered in the Darwins... lol, aye the police shoulda given up the chase , tis all their fault
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    Sounds like an alphabet issue (L, M, N, O ........... )
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    Definitely need to adjust the chlorine level of the gene pool.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...going-airborne
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    Somebody should teach that kid how to stab PROPERLY!
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Somebody should teach that kid how to stab PROPERLY!
    Hehehehe! Stabbing school. Classes start at your nearest freezing works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Somebody should teach that kid how to stab himselfPROPERLY!
    There, that's better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    There, that's better.
    Thanks PB...you are truly a gem...
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    Shame all criminals dont try and stab themselves to death. Would save us taxpayers a fortune and no more repeat offending making innocent lives miserable.

    Scum the lot of them.

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    so does that mean if they hadn't presented the taser he would have kept on stabbing himself?

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    It just gets better.....

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