Husband & wife

**v.ros`** · 7th October 2005, 13:16

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own bloody blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted!

**ManDownUnder** · 7th October 2005, 13:23

A remarkably normal account of things...

**Cibby** · 8th October 2005, 13:09

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

A remarkably normal account of things...

and ah.. how would you knwothis??

That is kidna funny thou...

kinda sad at the same time.

**T.I.E** · 8th October 2005, 13:26

brilliant i say

**Brett** · 8th October 2005, 16:14

I'm getting married in 4 months...now im worried

**Sniper** · 9th October 2005, 07:13

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

**Cibby** · 9th October 2005, 09:01

Originally Posted by Sniper

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

really???

awwww

**Back Fire** · 9th October 2005, 11:14

Originally Posted by Sniper

See why Im never going to get married...... Ever

I second that....

**vtec** · 28th October 2005, 16:39

Another young male 250 rider thirds that...

She'd have to be pretty damn special to settle down for. And I haven't seen much of that in Auckland so far.

**codgyoleracer** · 5th June 2007, 11:08

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep Quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

" Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

" Good, " she replied... " Get your own f...ing blanket. "

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

**deanohit** · 5th June 2007, 11:13

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

The Judge said, "Me too".

Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

He said "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.

I said looking for Sex.

My case comes up Monday...

**deanohit** · 5th June 2007, 11:16

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

**Stirts** · 26th February 2009, 10:35

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End