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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    you make perfect sense. how am i supposed to wind you up when you do that?
    Sorry.
    How about an NSR250, huge torue and very very comfortable....
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Sorry.
    How about an NSR250, huge torue and very very comfortable....
    again with the crack
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    again with the crack
    Even considered an MVX250? Nicely balanced V-three. Almost like a GB400 rode into a Ducati and and dropped it's cams/valves on the floor and got a bit gay, really gay in fact. Or a big Bandit, because there is nothing like being beige.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Even considered an MVX250? Nicely balanced V-three. Almost like a GB400 rode into a Ducati and and dropped it's cams/valves on the floor and got a bit gay, really gay in fact. Or a big Bandit, because there is nothing like being beige.
    i should slap ya for the big bandit comment, but hey there's nothing as good as movin' on.

    for the record, the wife has read your comments and suggests that you go back to eating your boyfriends ass.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    i should slap ya for the big bandit comment, but hey there's nothing as good as movin' on.

    for the record, the wife has read your comments and suggests that you go back to eating your boyfriends ass.
    I knew someone had to react to the Bandit comment.
    Do I have to eat it more than the usual three times a day?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I knew someone had to react to the Bandit comment.
    Do I have to eat it more than the usual three times a day?
    he was eating mine the other day and commented that when you did do it, he hardly noticed due to the lack of technique
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    he was eating mine the other day and commented that when you did do it, he hardly noticed due to the lack of technique
    That's why he never thrusts into my face? I pulled my tongue muscles the other week and since then have not been able to reach the sphincter, or prostate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    (sorry mods, i hate to say i tried to start a serious thread, i can't believe i am recommending sending myself to PD! I hope someone can save it before that happens!)
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    If you're serious about a ZX14, a guy at work will have one for sale shortly.
    Only 5K on the clock, beautiful in a metallic blue similar to my 675.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    mrs stig said give you a high five

    you have started an erection

    (cans need a good chop though)

    after a second look, with a budget of 12-13ish, (and actually want some value for dollars) I do like it but am being drawn back to the sprints.

    can anyone think of something suitably similar?
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloggy View Post
    If you're serious about a ZX14, a guy at work will have one for sale shortly.
    Only 5K on the clock, beautiful in a metallic blue similar to my 675.
    I'm damn serious pierre, but im also at least 10 weeks away

    If you can, keep me up to date though. We are really considering buying new (is a bandit blaspheming?) so it would have to be something special...........

    or i buy two bikes. a tourer and a 'tard maybe? i like the dorsoduro alot and could still get an old trophy maybe.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    argh i just got slapped upside the head.

    apparently it's one at a time.. humph (tourer first i'm told. no dorso then)
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    VFR800? Or are they "lacking in power"
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    VFR800? Or are they "lacking in power"
    actually not a bad call mate, but i think you are probably right. 2 up they might not quite cut the mustard.


    whats with you and the hondas? and you haven't suggested a hornet?

    before you do, i do like 'em (and great value for the bux) but the newey has to be full fairing i'm told.

    (oh yeah, and in my opinion four cylinders should be in line)
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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