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    Instant winner

    Just got a text saying I Won $400,000GBP in the 2010 UK mobile draw.

    I have to send my reference to a Yahoo.co.uk email address to claim...

    Yip, this sounds legit... Might play along tho to see how long I can drag it for.
    White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

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    I just found out my rich uncle in Nigeria has died, and he left me a US$40 million inheritance. I never even knew said uncle had existed, but now I can finally afford that CBR1000RR I always wanted and I can afford a lifetime membership to the Honda riders club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I just found out my rich uncle in Nigeria has died, and he left me a US$40 million inheritance. I never even knew said uncle had existed, but now I can finally afford that CBR1000RR I always wanted and I can afford a lifetime membership to the Honda riders club.
    Can you throw me a CBR600RR? I'm not greedy, just one with carbon wheels, power commander.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I just found out my rich uncle in Nigeria has died, and he left me a US$40 million inheritance. I never even knew said uncle had existed, but now I can finally afford that CBR1000RR I always wanted and I can afford a lifetime membership to the Honda riders club.
    Hey man, my parents are dying of cancer and I really need your help!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Can you throw me a CBR600RR? I'm not greedy, just one with carbon wheels, power commander.....
    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Hey man, my parents are dying of cancer and I really need your help!
    Seeing I'm a such a nice guy after all, sure thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Seeing I'm a such a nice guy after all, sure thing!
    GC, I'll throw you a bourbon.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    GC, I'll throw you a bourbon.
    Now all I have to do is wait for those funds to appear in my bank account after I have given the 'lawyer for my uncles estate' my credit card details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Now all I have to do is wait for those funds to appear in my bank account after I have given the 'lawyer for my uncles estate' my credit card details.
    So I'll just go ahead and give you my PayPal account and password, my number plate, scrotal volume and colour of my tea-pot then?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I can afford a lifetime membership to the Honda riders club.
    Hope you can bend over and touch your toes for the Honda initiation. (It's so cool not being a Honda rider any more because now I can make those jokes too.)
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    Yip, When I get the money I'll shout people new bikes for the first $200,000
    White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

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