Free Beer, Hot Women, & the AMCC 2 Hour Race

**Pumba** · 11th October 2010, 18:32

Right now I have your attention,

My 2 Hour partner for the last two years has decied he is not up to the task (for the record Scott McCann = Soft, Pussy, Slow, Nothing, please feel free to rip on him more, I will be sending him the link for this thread) so this leaves a vacant position. My people are currently in negotiation with Rossi's people however with all his current injuries I am not convinced he his up to the task.

So in preperation for him not passing the required fitness tests I open this unique opurtunity to the motorcycling comunity of New Zealand.

So please post you expresion of intreset in this thread or send me a PM if you think you are up to the task of partnering with me. I am happy to use my bike, or we can wreck yours if you prefer that.

By the way this thread in no way legally obliges me to provide free beer, or hot women to anyone. However if your chances of being the successful applicant will be highly increased if you can provide these to me.

**Dutchee** · 11th October 2010, 18:57

Henk told me I'm not eligible to respond to your request - I can supply beer, though. Hot women? Nope. Capable rider? Nope. Bike? hmmm, my theory on a chick colour doesn't seem to turn guys off riding the bitch.
Guess who has to cook dinner tomorrow - it ain't me.
(let's pretend I've never said I don't want to ride the 2hr as all the fast guys lapping me continuously would mean I had no fun).

**Henk** · 11th October 2010, 18:58

I was thinking of sending you a copy of my CV. However if you aren't supplying women and beer I'm not interested.

You going to offer Soft McCann a role as brolly dolly? Christ anyone would think he was broken with a newborn or something.

**Arronduke** · 11th October 2010, 19:20

I know a good mechanic that would be worth considering.

very talented...

Grahams CV..

Added two stroke petrol to his tank.
Left the axle nut loose so his rear wheel fall collapsed.
Left choke on and wondered why it would not run...
Spark plug loose.. again wondered why it would not run.

I am sure there would be NO charge to use Graham as your head mechanic for the 2hr...!

**Dutchee** · 11th October 2010, 19:31

lol, sounds like ideal - me as "partner", Graham as "mechanic" - he's screwed, and last place (of the finishers) would be the aim of the day hehehe

Sorry Pumba, as you were, partner still required (hmm, the wine is hitting the spot and MotoGP is good, but ...)

**grantnz** · 11th October 2010, 19:53

I'm in. Please find enclosed CV. Your bike, not mine.

**grantman** · 11th October 2010, 19:59

Sorry Pumba
But Graham has already agreed to partner me in the 2 hour
(He could still be your mechanic though)

Not sure you could handle his skills
I am his twin and still can’t believe his expertise in some area's

Check out what he was up to yesterday!
Below is a copy of the email from Graham's wife Sharyn sent to my wife.

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Guess what my husband was doing yesterday? I thought you might appreciate this:
He recently purchased a leaf blower (because of all the tea tree leaves on the driveway).
He decided to use it INSIDE the house.
So the house stunk of petrol.
And all the leaves ended up around the edges of the rooms - which he said he would brush up. No prizes for guessing - he DIDN'T.
In the bathroom, the leaves were all blown up onto the nicely clean basins, vanities, bath...
In the conservatory, all the tiny leaves and dust, etc, was blown up on to the CLEAN washing.
And he has gone to work today and left it all to....ME...to CLEAN UP!!!
Boys and their toys huh?
Hope you're having a better day than I'm having - CLEANING!!!

Sharyn

**Henk** · 11th October 2010, 20:26

Originally Posted by grantnz

I'm in. Please find enclosed CV. Your bike, not mine.

Pumba you don't want this guy as a partner
1. He's bloody fast when he can keep the rubber side down
2. He'll blow your brake and clutch lever budget for 18 months in the two hours and possibly your gearbox budget as well.
3. He smells bad

Grantman
Doesn't look like we'll be able to revoke Grahams man card any time soon even if he is a bit suspect as a mechanic.

**woodyracer** · 11th October 2010, 21:02

I knw how guttered you must be to hear this but...ive sorted my 2 hour, after last years devistation half way through the race ill be back....

Let it be a lesson learnt, you cant win the race in 1 hour......

**Bucking bobu** · 12th October 2010, 07:54

Even though I've missed a few races I've heard the stories and seen some of the results. Doesn't Carl lie down on the track (and not with hot women) more than he is upright? And any mechanic would be a god send especially when pieces of his bike tend to fall off more often than they stay on. Really how hard is it to use duct tape and cable ties?

So the soft pussy slow nothing may have just decided to team up with Lorenzo instead :-)

Of course this has been posted with lots of love from your cousin and the soft pussy's wife. Lesson Learned, dont put the link on my facebook page especially when my wonderful daughter has gone back to bed and I have 2 hours to kill before having to be at work.

So team up with Carl if you dare.........

**NinjaNanna** · 12th October 2010, 10:55

When is this race? What are the pre-requistes. Plus I'll probably need it in writing that there definately will not be hot women supplied, if I'm to get clearance.

**F5 Dave** · 12th October 2010, 13:17

Originally Posted by Arronduke

I know a good mechanic that would be worth considering.

very talented...

Grahams CV..

Added two stroke petrol to his tank.
Left the axle nut loose so his rear wheel fall collapsed.
Left choke on and wondered why it would not run...
Spark plug loose.. again wondered why it would not run.

I am sure there would be NO charge to use Graham as your head mechanic for the 2hr...!

Upper cylinder lubricant + makes a 4 stroke smell ok
Quick change rear wheel
Easy starting for that from cold push start
Special low adjustable compression head for Auckland fuel.

Seriously this race is good fun. I've done about 6 of them & had a blast, just too far these days with fandamly commitments.

Hot women? well there will be Hot Women, Hot men, hot bikes & hot everything if the sun is out & you're sweating in leathers on a stinker of a day for a couple of hours. Having said that the last one I did I had to swim for it in torrential downpour.

Ahh, Auckland, bunch of 'toppers', - always want to have more weather, more often than the rest of the country.

**Henk** · 12th October 2010, 14:11

[QUOTE=F5 Dave;1129881831]the last one I did I had to swim for it in torrential downpour. QUOTE]

It never rains at Mt Wellington

**F5 Dave** · 12th October 2010, 14:36

Maybe I'll take the flight out tonight
and you can pick me up 'bout eight
I don't know what airline girl
but I know it won't be late
'cause they tell me...

It never rains in southern (& slightly east) Auckland

they tell me...

It never rains in southern Mt Wgtn

**rachprice** · 12th October 2010, 14:40

I think Im gonna be in Valencia!

Otherwise I would love to, not that Im fast, but one of my babe med student friends is recently single and Id bring beer if you paid haha