Honda haters

**Gibbo89** · 7th October 2010, 21:21

Originally Posted by AllanB

Mother nature had a go at it a month ago in Christchurch. Darn bitch.

Probably rides a Honda, after all she left huge cracks everywhere

when picking the hornet, what other bikes did you try?

**AllanB** · 7th October 2010, 21:33

Originally Posted by Gibbo89

when picking the hornet, what other bikes did you try?

Other bikes? Hell the guy at the Honda shop offered me a blow-job so the deal was done!

BAwahahahahahahahaha

But I jest and make a light hearted Homo-Honda joke.

I tried the SV thou - but the guys at the Glee club said it made my bum look fat.

I tried the FZ but I'd spent all my money on flying to the Sydney Mardi Gra so it was too expensive.

I always wanted a Monster but again - lack of dosh.

Oh bum - I've made more gay-Honda jokes.

Truth be - I really liked (and still do) the Hornet - I don't really give a poo about the brand name - it's what I like and what I can afford. A House, wife & 2 kids limit my budget a bit!

I would not get one of those Homosungs though ...........

**oldguy** · 7th October 2010, 21:43

This is why there are Honda haters, its all about the RIDE every other bike rider is stuck with just a bike.

**porky** · 7th October 2010, 21:52

Originally Posted by AllanB

Bloody Hondas.

I go out to my garage and every time my bloody Honda starts and performs faultlessly.

Bloody Honda looks good too.

And I bloody enjoy fiddling around and modding bits on it to. Bloody Honda.

Darn thing goes around corners faster than my sphincter muscle likes. Bloody Honda.

Bloody brakes work as brakes should. Bloody Honda.

I hope I helped explain it.

I purposely pull stuff off mine, loosen the odd bolt, just so i can have an excuse to go into town and visit the dealership.
I thought the gay thing came about because when you grab a hand full of throttle its abit like being rooted from behind. The eyes water, the knees shake and you get off at the other end declaring....... Fuck, never again. But as all good fags know you just got to go back for more. Any way thats what i heard.

**scracha** · 7th October 2010, 22:38

Originally Posted by Gibbo89

Ok, I want to know why you guys and gals bag on hondas so much?

It's a strange kiwi thing. I'd never heard of the whole "gay honda" thing till I came here.

I think it's to do with the low median income in this country. In other words, there's a lot of poor people in New Zealand and therefore Suzuki ownership is disproportionally high.

**eelracing** · 7th October 2010, 22:52

Originally Posted by porky

Any way thats what i heard.

Is that what Scracha told ya

**ducatilover** · 8th October 2010, 00:01

My thingymajig next to my name thingy says Honda hater. Because it can. I just purchased my third Honda today. I friggin love 'em. I never had any real problems with my Hondas in the past. Except for that one reach around that went wrong.
It amuses me when people ask whyy I love them, I just tell them it's like a cock. They then reply "are you gay?", to which you smile, nod and mince away. They do not realize you have just heard them admitting to not loving the ownership of their phallus.

Oh all this talk of wieners and Hondas get me wired up.

**Gremlin** · 8th October 2010, 00:21

Honda owners are homos, there's nothing complex about it really.

And if you must ask the question, open your eyes. Just about every brand gets bagged on here. Except KTM, because they're awesome!

**EJK** · 8th October 2010, 02:38

You fucking tell me what else brand makes commercials like this?

**Oakie** · 8th October 2010, 06:22

Originally Posted by AllanB

Truth be - I really liked (and still do) the Hornet

Ha ha. A Horn-et is sort of like a small horn huh?

**StoneY** · 8th October 2010, 06:38

No one bags Honda's... they bag Honda Owners

:-)

**BuzzardNZ** · 8th October 2010, 07:08

I've owned mainly Suzuki's, 4 Honda's and 1 Yamaha. Got nothing against any of the Jap bike companies. Each have great bikes. If anything, the Honda build quality is better than the others.