Old Fucker Isles

[Maha]

No not some lavish castaway sundrenched bit of paradise in the pacific...
Im talking about the those slow old fuckers at Supermarkets and Four Square bla bla..
They need thier own little old fuckers isle, an isle where I can choose not to go!
I was walking towards a checkout isle today, lady was free, I could see that from halfway up isle two at the local Four Square. Just as I reach the wide open space of the shop front, hand already in the shopping basket, this old fucker looms into view to my right about three pace's out from the checkout!
Fuck! Fuck!.... arse he beat me, fuck!
He has a trolley tooooooooo oooooooohhhhh fucken' ell'!!
Slowly he reach's for his shopping (piece by fucking piece)..''how much you got there fulla'?
7-8 items, not toooo bad I guess.
Finally he gets all items out onto the counter, then searches for his wallet, please of fucking please have your wallet!
Yes he does!
But which fucking card?
Checkout lady helps him with that...ahhhhh good ole' Westpac...
So is that Chq? Sav? or Cred?....
That would be Cred, he squints and bends to about 3 inches from the eftpos machine...
Its only swipe and four numbers pops, come on mate, the queue is five deep now!
Transaction complete..
His items are now loaded back into his trolley.
My turn, I have three items, swipe, tap tap tap tap enter goodbye..
Turn to leave and ahhhhhhh fuck! that old fucker hasn't made it out of the shop yet, and whats more, hes bloking the doorway with his bloody trolley.

Bless em'.

[Virago]

He may be slow, but he probably knows how to spell aisle...

[colonel]

Shit Mark dont you know you always sent the woman shopping

[MSTRS:Me]

Let the record show, I was nowhere near Warkworth today...

[Maha]

He may be slow, but he probably knows how to spell aisle...

Thank you Mr Collins.....
I could say it was a play on words due to my opening sentence.....

Shit Mark dont you know you always sent the woman shopping

Its roll play Friday here in Warkworth Kelvin....

[MSTRS:Me]

And you're on a role?

[far queue]

... Im talking about the those slow old fuckers at Supermarkets and Four Square bla bla...

That'll probably be you one day too. That old guy would've been a bright young chap once, but alas old age and the ailments that come with it come to most of us eventually. Personally I don't have a lot of time for the idiots of the world, but people who are simply struggling because of old age and/or disabilities I can find some patience for.

When I say "idiots" I'm not talking genuine intellectual disabilities either.

[Mom]

Shit Mark dont you know you always sent the woman shopping

Ahem! Cough! Cough! I know I laughed at you for running out of gas last week, no need to give my man heaps because I did

He is well aware of how things work We share

Thank you Mr Collins.....
I could say it was a play on words due to my opening sentence.....

Its roll play Friday here in Warkworth Kelvin....

Ohhhhhhhhh what are you going to be tonight?

[scumdog]

That'll probably be you one day too. That old guy would've been a bright young chap once, but alas old age and the ailments that come with it come to most of us eventually. Personally I don't have a lot of time for the idiots of the world, but people who are simply struggling because of old age and/or disabilities I can find some patience for.

When I say "idiots" I'm not talking genuine intellectual disabilities either.

True.

Some of these old dodderers have REALLY lived when younger, lived a life such as we could only read about or imagine.

And chances are you are facing what you will be like in 30+ years.

Only you probably will not have lived anywhere the adventures they did..

[Maha]

That'll probably be you one day too. That old guy would've been a bright young chap once, but alas old age and the ailments that come with it come to most of us eventually. Personally I don't have a lot of time for the idiots of the world, but people who are simply struggling because of old age and/or disabilities I can find some patience for.

When I say "idiots" I'm not talking genuine intellectual disabilities either.

I sure hope so....
Nothing I would like better than to piss off younger idiots if you know what I mean.
Is no challenge with the older ones.

[Genie]

Careful Mark...that is you in a few years time.

I do know how you felt, had the same thing happen the other day at the local New World. I started to get a little antsy and impatient then...i used the time to relax a little, forget the stresses of life...She took that bloody long, I forgot what I was there for. And, same thing at the door, I then helped her to get her bits to the car, poor dear had vision issues as well.

[Usarka]

I was that slow about this time last year, very frustrating.

Actually it's kind of depressing walking around during the day and seeing the misfits, bludgers, passed-its and shift-zombies doing their thing. Get out of my fucking way scumbag, I want dorritos!

[Maha]

Careful Mark...that is you in a few years time.

I do know how you felt, had the same thing happen the other day at the local New World. I started to get a little antsy and impatient then...i used the time to relax a little, forget the stresses of life...She took that bloody long, I forgot what I was there for. And, same thing at the door, I then helped her to get her bits to the car, poor dear had vision issues as well.

Im already half way there, in fact, it wasn't that long ago that I my eye sight was that of an 80 year old. I would walk down the road and bump into people, and get this, they would apologise to me...
I no longer have left over pee in my pants though.....

[oldrider]

No not some lavish castaway sundrenched bit of paradise in the pacific...
Im talking about the those slow old fuckers at Supermarkets and Four Square bla bla..
They need thier own little old fuckers isle, an isle where I can choose not to go!
I was walking towards a checkout isle today, lady was free, I could see that from halfway up isle two at the local Four Square. Just as I reach the wide open space of the shop front, hand already in the shopping basket, this old fucker looms into view to my right about three pace's out from the checkout!
Fuck! Fuck!.... arse he beat me, fuck!
He has a trolley tooooooooo oooooooohhhhh fucken' ell'!!
Slowly he reach's for his shopping (piece by fucking piece)..''how much you got there fulla'?
7-8 items, not toooo bad I guess.
Finally he gets all items out onto the counter, then searches for his wallet, please of fucking please have your wallet!
Yes he does!
But which fucking card?
Checkout lady helps him with that...ahhhhh good ole' Westpac...
So is that Chq? Sav? or Cred?....
That would be Cred, he squints and bends to about 3 inches from the eftpos machine...
Its only swipe and four numbers pops, come on mate, the queue is five deep now!
Transaction complete..
His items are now loaded back into his trolley.
My turn, I have three items, swipe, tap tap tap tap enter goodbye..
Turn to leave and ahhhhhhh fuck! that old fucker hasn't made it out of the shop yet, and whats more, hes bloking the doorway with his bloody trolley.

Bless em'.

Aha, I knew we were friends from the outset, you have been watching me in the supermarket, haven't you! Buddies forever!

[far queue]

... I then helped her to get her bits to the car ...

It's always nice when some young thing gives you a hand with your "bits"

...I no longer have left over pee in my pants though.....

Washing day today was it?